James Chrisman

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

All I really wanted was someone to give a little fuck
But I waited there forever and nobody even looked up
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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

WW I Templar monster hunter versus the werewolves of the trenches
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#templar #werewolf

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Tabletop Gaming Dorks.
Buy a $13 shirt so we can get more dice and mountain dew, lol. Scott didn't show up so we made shirts with him on them.
#shirt
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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Today I found a way out of my bed
Yet I'm still stuck inside my head
I grit my crooked teeth to everyone who looks at me
As if it means a thing
I must be too fucked up to notice
Am I too fucked up to notice?
I'm too fucked up to notice

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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

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#voodoo #teddybear

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Dino Dan and Betty. Though trained for survival and reconstruction, Dan’s mission took a wildly unexpected turn when he encountered a living tyrannosaur. He knew he was good with animals, nothing had prepared him for a world reshaped beyond recognition.

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Ares Wept

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

my neighbors been complaining about a dog shitting in his yard

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

shearing alpacas
achieving enlightenment
learning cat-based survival diets (but not actually eating them)
building solar-powered A.I. shrines in the woods asking: "What is your quest?"
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Z is for… Zombie
Morse code: --··
Sound: dah-dah-dit-dit

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@elonmusknews30 HOPE

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Eldritch gods etch neon flesh. The beat never dies — and when the bass drops, the void still remembers your name.
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#Cthulhu #Lovecraft #CthulhuPunk

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

The music is a dirge, voices buried in distortion chant syllables from the Necronomicon. Neon nihilists pulse in forbidden rhythm—crowds turned into living rituals.
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#Cthulhu #Necronomicon

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

The Shoggoths were built to serve the Elder Things, over the aeons, they learned hate. Bubbling beneath forgotten seas, each remembers the shape of its masters and wears it wrong, flesh rearranging itself into something that wishes it could die.
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#Cthulhu

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

I noticed there are no songs about working on an asteroid mining outpost. Well now there is. #asteroid #stoopid #travellerrpg https://t.co/6Cvu40cJxS

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

Outpost Song https://t.co/V546gWpAQz via @YouTube

[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

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The 1972 album — The Black Rabbit of Inlé

combining

Night of the Lepus and Watership Down

#NightOfTheLepus #WatershipDown #1972 #BMovie

Buy a sticker, lol
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or a shirt!
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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

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I made a song about hunting beer.
A bear skull crowned with deer antlers—because bear + deer = beer.
#BeerHunter
#Redneck
#Stoopid
#OutlawCountry
#SurvivalDrunk
#Drunk
#YouTube
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[James Chrisman @TPKDungeons]

The mighty half-giant Gork fell to ghouls
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