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emma: a mosquito tried to bite me so i slapped it and killed it

emma: but it got me thinking... it was just trying to get food

emma: like how would i feel if i was looking in the fridge and the door slammed shut and snapped my neck, how would i feel?

norman:

norman: emma...

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emma: water is the solution to everything! thirsty? drink water. having a headache? drink water. skin problems? drink water

ray: get rid of your enemies? drown them

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emma: what do you call a fish with no eye?

norman: myxine circifrons

emma: wait that’s an actual thing?

norman: yes, why?

emma:

emma: ...fsh

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emma: if you can't beat them, join them. if you can't join them, burn their house to the ground

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don: did you know

don: that atoms never touch each other?

don: and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives

don: so to answer your question, no i didn't punch norman-

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emma: norman, can you turn the lights on?

norman: i don't have to, you're the only light that i need in my life

emma: i-

ray: FUCKING TURN IT ON WE CAN'T SEE

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sonju: what is emma to you?

ray: the reason i wake up every morning

emma, earlier that morning, barging into ray's room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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@TPNchat Hi I made a quick sketch with this i hope you'll like it even tho is ugly hehehe I'm still in the middle of art block so hehehehe

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ray: what are you doing?

emma, spreading toothpaste on toast: multitasking

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emma: FOUR MONTHS

norman: what is she talking about?

ray: it's nothing so important-

emma: FOUR MONTHS HAVE PASSED! FOUR MONTHS YOU WERE WATCHING ME WATERING A PLASTIC PLANT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

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Emma: so a fly can walk on the walls and ceiling, but the minute i do it, i'm "possessed" and "need an exorcism"

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norman: you’re so dramatic

ray: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano]: i don’t know what you’re talking about

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norman: you shouldn’t be using a straw

emma: yeah yeah, i know, because it’s bad for the environment

norman: ...it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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anna: you know, norman gives emma flowers everyday. i wish you'd do that too

ray: uh okay

[the next day]

ray: [gives emma flowers]

emma: what-

ray: yeah i don't get it either

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lucas: are you high?

yuugo: am i what?

lucas: high

yuugo: hello

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Norman: Hey, emma, what's the best way to not get caught for a crime?

Emma: DON'T COMMIT THE CRIME

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Yuugo: you do seven things a day that I ask you not to do

Emma: actually, I do more. you catch seven

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Lucas: are you sure you're getting enough sleep

Yuugo: sometimes i close my eyes when i sneeze

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Emma: oh come on, when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Ray: i keep a list. it’s alphabetized.