you come here
into my FUCKING house
and you give me free healthcare?
no cunt, i want to PAY. I want to go DEEP into debt over a single BROKEN FINGER like my cock goes DEEP into my BODYPILLOW of a £50 note
Listen, I know I stepped up on a soapbox in the town centre in front of Greggs and started about how sharon from work is the perfect example of a femoid and that I photoshopped her naked with a nazi armband, but it was all to prove I’m not one of those nasty gays.
*bang bang bang* (sound of my fat pelvis slamming against the stone jail walls)
YOU ARE CENSORING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT OF DOWNLOADING CHILD PORN. AND ACTUALLY, THE TERM YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IN THIS CONTEXT IS “NEOPHILE”
Whenever I spark up my diamond encrusted ivory electric lighter to smoke cuban cigars made of pure gold leaf, I always chuckle that I’m “grenfelling” it up haha i hate he poor so much I FUCKING HATE THEM I FUCKCIDBAOXUDWKZJZLG@@xidkdn
I sneered at the homeless man outside Maccies requesting a single p yesterday. I donate ALL my extra cash to Jeff Bezos DIRECTLY because trickle down works i think
Our only goal as a species should be to donate as much blood, plasma, money and technology to our Queen-God-Empress to sustain her life for eons to come. It’s the taxpayers burden, after all
I got the Union Jack engraved into my temple. The left side of my face is paralyzed and I go into shock whenever I try to salute but at least I’m safe from the liberals
When the UK leaves the EU, so too will the fecal matter stored in our bowels unload into our union jack patterned diapers. We can’t wait. We just can’t FUCKING wait.
Lefty loonies might blame Thatcher’s policies for the faults of her government, but the REAL truth is not enough people were sending doctored nudes of her to my dedicated Margaret Thatcher Imperial Cult. I’ve maintained this thing since the ‘70’s and I’ve only had 4 nudes fml
We stand for absolute freedom of speech in all regards, and if that means legalising kiddie porn so Sir Jimmy’s legacy can live on, then god FUCKING damnit I’m doing it
@dominiquetaegon Righto. Charlie Kirk also said he wants to see you, but I saw a tower of diapers in his room. Please avoid him, he keeps trying to pull everyone in.
@dominiquetaegon We’re working on your intro video for the TPUK WWE event we have planned, do you want “All Star” or a loop of Margaret Thatcher saying “Socialism” chopped and screwed for 3 minutes as your theme?
My friend has a problem where the metal implanted tattoo on my friend’s pelvis reading “I get hard imagining a revived British Empire” got infected as a result of my friend bonking my whore of an ex, Julie. Does anyone know how I can treat it?
While Candace Owens is over in America, YEETing and DABbing on socialism, like a true epic boss, we’re taking the front in Europe! Join us and get fam, chummerboys!