This Past Weekend Quotes

A collection of hilarious, ridiculous quotes from Theo Von’s Podcast! #ganggang @theovon

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list of citizens of south Florida, from episode # 15:
deviants
anarchists
jugglers
magicians
people with swords
dolphins
atheists

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“Roll the ball, man! You ain’t gettin’ this ass, bruh!”

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“He’d comb his hair 9 times in a minute. It’s like he was just trying to comb the darkness out of his soul.”

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“Louisiana is one of the big fifty states.”

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“That’s somebody’s step daddy right there!”

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“I’m no Olympian, dude, but I’ve beaten some sparrows out of an afro.”

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“What am i supposed to do with a badminton racquet, flip eggs?”

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“First time you made a soufflé you probably was horrible at it, ya little Anarchist!”

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“A B hole on his F.”

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“Brad Pitt? I would hide in that man’s mouth if he wanted me to.”

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“You know what that is, boy? That’s COOTER!”

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“I don’t date the sick, I’m no Mother Theresa.”

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“I remember it looked like somebody deep fried my mother’s head for about 9 seconds.”

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“Poor. You know? Nothing. Eating cereal out of other people’s mouths like baby birds with bad sugar intake.”

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“Bobby’s got that secret 6th in his pants.”

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“Get up there and drop some sweet throat on ‘em.”