Trevor Parlberg

I'm phi slamma jamma runnin' stank on it with rib ticklin' dunks of double vanilla funk

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@InternetH0F All the caps off the highlighters, sharpies, expo markers, and pens

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@CoryCove dreams do come true

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@bgaltman @GuntherEagleman I scrolled so far to find this.

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@Hogiecheeks @danorlovsky7 Hey @danorlovsky7, where would you rank Garrett Hogeland in this year's sexiest man draft class? Taking his last 3 years out of the equation. How does he stack up against these guys coming out this year when he was coming out?

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@SameeraKhan

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@ianmiles Grandma from Beerfest.

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@MeatSauce1 after seeing Za'Darius Smith attempt to swing a golf gold, I realized you have an opportunity to create content. Call it "Swingin' with Sauce" and golf with pro sports athletes (good or bad).

Just a thought. Obv cut me in at 5%.

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@Hogiecheeks @PatMcAfeeShow @aqshipley If you win any cash, I expect at least $50. The rest can go to diapers for taysom

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@Hogiecheeks @PatMcAfeeShow @brucebrahn

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@VikesCentral @Hogiecheeks

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@VikesCentral The point differential for teams of the records you had from week 12 to week 18 would argue otherwise. Vikings blew and only held onto a record above .500 because of their offense.

Don't drag other teams down to make yourself feel better. The stats should humble you.

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@MeatSauce1 my statement stands....

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The Minnesota Vikings Chances Of Winning The Super Bowl Do Not Look Amazing https://t.co/Td6uDq6Qea

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@MeatSauce1 the "shitbag cowboys" crushed your viqueens so bad, CBS switched games in the 3rd quarter.

What are the odds they switch this atrocity?

Worst team with a 12-3 per point differential and it's only getting worse.

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@Hogiecheeks

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@Hogiecheeks @ShitBsbPlyrsSay I'm proud to say I'm relatable to Brett.

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@Hogiecheeks @vidsthatgohardd

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@Hogiecheeks @PatMcAfeeShow What dis

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@Trey_Parker_ you must be made aware of the best cold open to a south park episode. After the open theme, camera goes through a window to a room with a naked amber heard laying next to a turd. She asks if it was good for him. The turd turns over, revealing it being Mr. Hankey....

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@Hogiecheeks @barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod

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@Hogiecheeks I dont think crude sarcasm counts as something nice. @PatMcAfeeShow I should get whatever he could win. #PMSDraftSpectacularDay 1777 peanut M&Ms...