Theodore Lang

Muslim, educator, & durian connoisseur.

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I lived in the Muslim world for over a decade and contrary to what the basement-dwelling Loomers of the world have to say, here's what I found: 🧵

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@Milat_at_Tawhid @MOISaudiArabia should look into this post.

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@lporiginalg The UK is a criminal state. It allows crime to continue unabated against its own citizens and supports criminal nations abroad. Normal Muslims like me wish these thugs would be sent to a country with shariah and be dealt with accordingly.

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@IbnMalikah @mog_russEN Or uses them for wudhu 😂💀

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I reply to one post about a horrible crime and the algorithm brings me 10 more in my feed. Enough.

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@RickD_GK ⚔️ a life for a life.

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@Abdul_Q_86 @dr_duchesne Exactly. Rape, at minimum warrants capital punishment.

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💯. If there was a complete shariah option in the UK, or the possibility of being flown to a Muslim country that carries the punishments for crimes like these, roaches like these would flee.

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Pakistani Grooming Gang Members need to be trialed with the Sharia

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@Abdul_Q_86 Qasas 💯.

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Don't waste your time watching MH and Hotha Ali. You can never get those minutes back.

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@Megatron_ron Public disloyalty from a high ranking government official should be illegal if it already isn't.

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@las_omed @HothaAli Those statements are a shame on him and his tribe. I believe it's illegal to speak about women like that in Saudia.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israel asked to review the US-Iran peace agreement, but was reportedly denied.

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@zhao_dashuai Vile behavior.

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@fawaz_dr I miss the days when shorts were banned from malls in Saudia.

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@zd11911 Is this Najran?

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This was done unironically.

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DJ Khaled is hilarious 😭😂. Imagine telling a bouncer to carry you because you don’t want the shoes Drake gave you to touch the ground. Nah, this was definitely NOT in the job description! 💀

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Shaytan is on the move.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu is trying to arrange in-person meeting with President Trump to discuss Iran deal.

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@jakeshieldsajj Cocaine.

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Why does Top Goy keep popping up on my feed?

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@QOPVALST @AlphaLegion101 I can only go back 3 grandfathers.