Ted M. Pettko

[Around The 412 @AroundThe412]

Bullpen showing up for work every night

[Mike White @mwhiteburgh]

Just sayin’. In the past two years, 11 of the 12 boys basketball state champs have been either Catholic, private or charter schools. Only exception Central Dauphin. And it’s 16 of 18 in three years.

[Limo | Unfiltered Dating Advice @playboysecrets]

Marriage has 6 stages:

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

We’ve all been there 🤷‍♂️

[TB1Kinobe™️🇺🇸 @TB1Kinobe]

With $200 on the table this is how the game should be played! 🔥

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

On CNN: "President Trump should hire Nancy Pelosi in retirement to manage Americans' stock market portfolios. She beat the S&P 500 by 559%. We could all be retired in 6 months."

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

ChatGPT predicts the next 50 Super Bowl champions.

AI is getting scary good 😳

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

I’m ready. Are you ready? Here. We. Go.

[Austin Bechtold @AustinRBechtold]

The #Steelers have lost four games in a row in Cleveland. The #Browns quarterbacks:

2022 - Jacoby Brissett
2023 - Dorian Thompson-Robinson
2024 - Jameis Winston
2025 - Shedeur Sanders

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

What if I had told you in August before the season started that:

-James Franklin is the Head Coach of Virginia Tech
-Michigan's Head Coach is in Prison
-Lane Kiffin coaches LSU
-Ole Miss is in the CFP without a coach
-Indiana is 13-0
-Notre Dame isn't playing in a bowl
-Wisconsin isn't playing in a bowl
-Vanderbilt's QB is in the Heisman race

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Probably the greatest slap in the history

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Bowl Games - Dying

Conference Championships - Dying

College football Playoff - Disaster

Transfer Portal - Disaster

NIL - Out of Control

Heisman Trophy - Irrelevant

ESPN - Making Millions

Things are great!

[Mandy 🌹 @BasedRose]

Coors Light understood the assignment 😏

[Austin Bechtold @AustinRBechtold]

This is the best College GameDay backdrop we've ever seen #Pitt

[Mr K @krezae]

If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.

[Schneider Downs @Schneider_Downs]

Happy belated #FathersDay to all who celebrate! 💙

At Schneider Downs, we recognize the diverse expressions of fatherhood. We honor the love, guidance and strength that all #FatherFigures bring into our lives. #SchneiderDowns

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Probably a misunderstanding. We’re club pros, not CPA’s.

[Schneider Downs @Schneider_Downs]

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[(Not) Art Rooney II @OldManRooney]

@RichieWalsh Obviously you are a journalist.

My Little Poni sells GetGo car wash subscriptions.

Such is life in the Pittsburgh media.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The McLovin scene from Superbad is one of the funniest movie scenes of all time