T.F. Pfyl

Professional vampire hunter, filmmaker, horror enthusiast, St. Louis bad boy.

[ashley fanatic @ashleypaddila]

IM SO PROUD OF HER

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I’m going viral in the Looney Tunes fandom.

[safe gracie @gmasjpg]

gracie abrams.

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@jvnkyard_jake Ya I’ll take a side order of toast please

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@CameOutSwinging This was triple plat in the Vans stockroom for like a full summer to the point where if I said “guys this truly has been a really really messed up week” nobody ever believed me.

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@Big_Boudreaux People are too fucking comfortable. Should’ve smacked him square in the head.

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I have had fumbles I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, Taylor Swift reclaimed her masters.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

One of the greatest Phil Hartman line deliveries.

What a talent. RIP

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Why did everybody stop talking about how Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? I think we moved on too fast.

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

the quote tweets

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The greatest to ever do it

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

We lost Phil Hartman 28 years ago.

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Gracie Abrams do you fuck with dudes who are 27 and have 4 jobs?

[Gracie Abrams Brasil @GracieAbramsBR]

Gracie Abrams via fionnos 🤍

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@jvnkyard_jake I asked Flanders really really nicely.

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Holy grail box cutter for the left handed community.

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@Big_Boudreaux Me

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I’m like a weeb, but for Cape Cod instead of Japan.

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Saint Louis makes you eat pizza that’s a cracker.

[Unfiltered @quotesdaily100]

How the world's greatest cities became unforgettable:

1. Paris makes you fall in love
2. Tokyo makes you feel the future
3. New York makes you feel alive
4. Istanbul makes you question time
5. Rio makes you forget your problems
6. Mumbai never lets you sleep
7. Vienna makes you feel cultured
8. Havana makes you nostalgic for something you never lived
9. Beirut breaks your heart and fixes it the same night
10. Kyoto makes you slow down
11. Lagos makes you believe in energy
12. Rome makes you feel small in the best way
13. Buenos Aires makes you want to dance at midnight
14. Amsterdam makes you rethink how a city should be built
15. Cairo makes you feel thousands of years pressing down
16. Barcelona makes you believe architecture is a love language
17. Nairobi makes you feel a continent rising
18. Lisbon makes you ache for something you cannot name
19. Seoul makes you question whether you have been living efficiently
20. Mexico City makes you understand that chaos and beauty are the same thing
21. Prague makes you feel like you stepped inside a painting
22. Marrakech overwhelms every one of your senses at once
23. Singapore makes you realize what a city looks like when it actually works
24. Athens reminds you that everything modern was once someone's ancient idea
25. São Paulo makes you feel the hunger of a city still becoming itself
26. Edinburgh makes you believe in ghosts and you are not even superstitious
27. Tbilisi makes you wonder why nobody told you sooner
28. Cartagena makes you feel like the heat itself has a personality
29. Medellín shows you that a city can completely rewrite its own story
30. Copenhagen makes you question why everyone else makes things so complicated
31. Accra makes you feel a pride that does not even belong to you
32. Kolkata makes you confront beauty and struggle sharing the same square meter
33. Bruges makes you feel like time forgot to move and you are grateful
34. Amman makes you feel welcomed before you have spoken a word
35. Jakarta makes you understand twenty million people sharing the same urgency
36. Tallinn makes you feel like the medieval world never fully let go
37. Bogotá surprises you so completely you feel embarrassed for your assumptions
38. Chiang Mai makes you breathe slower without anyone telling you to
39. Porto makes you realize faded beauty is still beauty, maybe more so
40. Dakar makes you feel the ocean and the continent pulling equally
41. Reykjavik makes you feel the earth is still being made beneath your feet
42. Jerusalem makes you feel the impossible weight of what people believe
43. Hanoi moves at full speed and still feels intimate
44. Thessaloniki makes you wonder why its neighbor gets all the attention
45. Sarajevo makes you sit quietly long after you leave
46. Oaxaca makes you understand that culture expressed through food survives everything
47. Lviv shows the stubborn dignity of a people who refuse to disappear
48. Zanzibar makes you feel the air itself is different
49. Lagos deserves a second mention because one feeling was never enough
50. Delhi swallows you whole, overwhelms you completely, and somehow makes you want to come back for more