Flight attendant: Would you like a Biscoff cookie or snack mix?
My brain:
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Me:… Both?
Bayhill & Cherry @Starbucks in San Bruno, Cali... thanks for making my day. Shout out to Irem for being THE coolest! Impressed AF by her kindness 🎃 🍁☕️
I had a guy walk straight up to me at the gym yesterday and ask me on a proper date. I had ZERO makeup on, was sweaty (NOT lookin cute) & hadn’t washed my hair in 4 days. Shout out to all the men nowadays with those kind of balls! #ScrewDatingApps#bravemen
Thank you, #Cubs fans, for your continued support.
You pack the park every day, at home and on the road, and we are grateful to have the best fans in baseball.
See you in 2019.
#EverybodyIn