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The over positive Red Sox reporter

[TP @TPxTPy]

I wonder if anything was up @BillSimmons ass when this news dropped

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[TP @TPxTPy]

This is journalism at its finest

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

✅ NEW @YahooSports: Over the weekend, SGA fell on shot attempts more than Brunson, Harden, Mitchell and Wemby combined.

Why does he do it so often? Probably because it works. I tracked how often he gets a foul call when he falls compared to his peers: https://t.co/YCMXwaroKd

[Sooplex @Sooplexx]

This man retired Brock Lesnar and called out Roman Reigns a month ago and this is the best they got for him?

[b @biazzarro]

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

[TP @TPxTPy]

PRAISE BE

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell ESPN.

While the Red Sox won today, they are 10-17 and in last in the American League East. Massive change is coming in Boston.

[TP @TPxTPy]

#WeWantKairi

[TP @TPxTPy]

It’s time to fire Cora

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

she’s baaaaack 😈

we have re-signed Sophie Cunningham.

📝: https://t.co/IQHGvlTfl4

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

What happened to the game I love man 😔

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Words can't describe the amount of nostalgia I get from watching this video.

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real.

They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[TP @TPxTPy]

Super Bowl

[NHL @NHL]

Nathan MacKinnon through 43 games:

36 goals
78 points
25 multi-point games
12 3+ point games
5 4+ point games

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

A contract for a title shot, anytime or and anyplace

[TP @TPxTPy]

The Triple H era is just missed opportunity after missed opportunity. Rightful to be booed. Thank you Cena

[TP @TPxTPy]

@WrestleOps Wasteful

[TP @TPxTPy]

This is shit. Every company going to a circle logo now is already bad, but there’s literally no character in this rebrand. Terrible

[Phoenix Mercury @PhoenixMercury]

From Day 1 to Season 30, every mark reflects the moments, the legends, and the champions that shaped us. This evolution is no different.