Troy 🐼

I’m just in it for the music 🎶

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Offering someone a Hot Dog without a bun should be a jailable offense

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why r u like dis?

*introduces family*

Ya know you’re actually doing great.

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The worlds been steadily declining since Harambe, coincidence??? I think not.

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guys on their birthday: “Aye anotha one ☝🏼 “

girls on their birthday: “As another sun cycle passes on my latest reincarnate I reflect on what mother gaia has bestowed unst to me, and what she has taken away, the branches of my life she’s pruned so that others may grow and fruit”

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That OG Fortnite Music has no business being that 🔥

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you ever rewatch someone’s whole story to try and get that targeted ad again??

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Alright I got my moms blessing to be a comedian.

Time to disappoint 💁🏻‍♀️

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Someone gave me $45 for existing.

Is this what it’s like to be a hot girl 💁🏻‍♀️

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instagrams like

so I know you’re 28 now, so here are 7 different hair loss advertisements a day to make you feel better

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If there’s not a DJ at my funeral I’m haunting y’all

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@SnazzyBlocks What you mean? Opal thicker than yo mommas meatloaf, take my money 💰

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@tah_koh Roll the pot around to loosen up the soil and roots while holding the leaves upright to not damage them. Then flip the pot over and move to a new bigger pot, add soil and then some water to help it settle 🌱

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@tah_koh Honestly no one 😂 I’ve just always felt this way

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I don’t care what you say, I don’t trust girls who have snakes as pets 🙅🏻‍♀️

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i feel like yelling “KOBE!!” when you throw a grenade in a game is kinda insensitive now

like this guy died in an explosive helicopter crash

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auto correct has ruined me, i used to spell like a little asian boy and now im dyslexic

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Why is Bonnaroo’s will Call 10 miles away at a random high school?!

Could they really not put a canopy up next to the entrance?

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Whenever someone walks by me in a Plain White Tee, I wave and say “Hey there Delilah!”

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I enjoy a good inspirational post but we’re getting a little ridiculous.

I saw one today that said, the leaning tower of Pisa is famous for its imperfections, don’t strive to be perfect.

WHAT?! like are we really deriving inspiration from failed architectural planning? Dumb.

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why do people and the trashmen keep stealing my curb couch?

can’t a guy watch cars and dogs go by in peace?