snoodle doo

*dead* disclaimer: *professional rage baiter* IQ: 102 (when im not trying ;)

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

do i have a disability… yes i have a disability… dis ability to STUNT

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

having a big dick is so embarrassing sometimes

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

@MimisDiarys yeah i guess but the girl last night who wouldnt let me by her without making sure she forced body contact between us looked a lot like you

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

type of girl that would rub her ass and titties on me on purpose when im just trying to get by in public

[•rottenangel @MimisDiarys]

<3

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

she made sure her ass made contact with my body

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

wasnt even out for 30 minutes and got sexually harassed by a hot barista as soon as i walked in

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

i tried to squeeze by her like someone who isnt a pervert but she shoved her nice soft butt onto my hand… i fucking loved it

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

pretty bih she look like mya she was all up on my dick but i had to block her she was on some funny shit

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

if i wasnt a mostly self obsessed demon i would probably be married with kids by now

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

alright nvm i checked the messages late and she did reply

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

sat down and thought about that girl i made out with last week and how she said she doesnt think… yeah… NEXT

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

ok nvm she just lost my interest by not replying at all to the funny post i sent her now she looks unattractive to me

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

neither of us want to admit that we fell in love with each other because both of us are player af

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

making her stand on business with her fuck up after she makes it obvious she wants to run it back >>>

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

yeah definitely lied to myself on this one because we just kissed each other goodnight 30 minutes ago

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

this girl aint say a thing to me really in days and the first thing she does is curse me out just for paying attention

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

bitch i saw you looking at my other bitch with jealousy because you saw her following me on IG with yoy

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bitches are so full of shit its ridiculous

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bitch i know youre doing this because you know i get bitches

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bitches will literally touch on you and damn near give off signs they wanna molest you then all of sudden act “not interested”

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

wanna talk about how you used to secretly drool over my pictures

[snoodle doo @TRASHTALKTED]

you can always tell when an account is secretly watching you when you go to their page and scroll down then do a cross analysis of your recent tweets