ShitTriCityKidsSay

Let's face it. We're all low key alcoholics. This city is so horrible but in the best of ways. RT and follow for shoutouts! Got jokes? Message them.

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Uhhh.... Okay....? #pooltime

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It's not even Hott outside...? Why's everyone freaking out?

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I'm confused. Are yousaying neither of your parents work at the Hanford site?

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Rock Revival Jeans.

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HATE waking up in the morning all warm under blankets then start gagging realizing I Dutch Ovened myself all night... #what? #rtyouwont

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You know you're growing up when all your non-Mormon friends start getting married.

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"I just wanna meet a nice guy I can write fb statuses about. Until then I'm going to post about it on fb." #girlsintricities

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Hey I went to HighSchool with Hope Solo. Really?! Well I mean we went to the same HighScool... #shittricitykidssay

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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I really wanna throw a party here with fake alcohol and see how many people act #wasted

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Class cancelled? Drink.

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It's not that I can't have fun without being drunk, it just makes it SO EASY...

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Coming back to Tri-Cities this weekend! SO EXCITED! #Shitnobodysays

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You know you had a good time when you can't tell your parents what you did.

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In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.

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EVERYONE left for college...

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So...did you go to Pullman this weekend?

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Wow, Summer's going by SO FAST.

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NEVER go to the boat races sober. Mexicans are so much uglier when you aren't drunk.