Marty Funkhouser

“If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it just might be because the water bill is higher on the other side of the fence”

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

Had an experience this week that didn’t sit well. This sums it up. “...2017 ain’t 1962. And you can get it twisted if you want and try me and see that I’m not shuffling.. I ain’t puttin no white paint on my face and I ain’t calling nobody sir!” - MY pastor, W. H. Curtis
#MOOD

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To everyone who helped bring the Obama Presidential Center to life, thank you. Michelle and I are so grateful for all your dedication and hard work over the years.

I got a little teary-eyed tonight thinking about my mother-in-law, Marian Robinson.

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

you could legit put “The King Of Queens” entire series on shuffle and never be disappointed in which episode it lands on next.

a true masterpiece.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Hunter Biden on his father pardoning him:

He chose me over his legacy, because no matter what you say, that's going to be one of the first things written about him.

He chose me over his political legacy.

And that's how much my dad loves me.

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

If you think about it, this is a wild quote that shouldn’t be normalized.

“The new Air Force One jet, gifted to HIM from Qatar”

What are we doing

[NBC News @NBCNews]

EXCLUSIVE: Trump is considering taking the inaugural flight of the new Air Force One jet, gifted to him from Qatar, when he travels to Mount Rushmore next month as part of celebrations for America’s 250th anniversary, sources said. https://t.co/MYnKdnnm1r

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

😂😂

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

It’s Sunday at 5pm. I’m so sick of that fuckin job bro 😭

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

Hey man, can we wrap up this Morgan Wallen cancelling his show in Pittsburgh last night? Who the fuck cares?

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DOZY DON IS BACK (HE NEVER LEFT)

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

This orange bastard is SLUMPED.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

He’s running

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Tamantha 👸🏾 @Tamantha_5]

Why are y’all eating kool aid soaked food?

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I’m sorry but the very absolutely last person America wants to hear from is Jill Biden.

Incredibly terrible timing

[The Most Lit 🔥 @RashadStark]

Bro. I am being so genuine when I say this is so so so insanely ridiculous 😭

[Raphouse TV (RHTV) @raphousetv7]

Drunk Driver Hit Her Car, But She Felt Bad Because The Woman Didn’t Speak English And Wasn’t Sure About Her Legal Status, So She Didn’t Want To Get Her In Trouble. Police Arrived And Let The Woman Leave With Her So Her Grandfather Could Pick Her Up, While Her Car Was Towed. 🚔🚗💔

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Watching the Sopranos

[Marty Funkhouser @TREdingplaces]

Real shit. Pittsburgh smells like a case of bounce that ass today. What the fuck is in the air