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In a decisive move to reclaim control, leadership has officially removed Vice President Tommy Gunnboy from power. Citing a shift in the nation's core values and a rejection of extreme measures, the current administration has taken full command of the ongoing global operation.
BREAKING: The Republic of Masedawg and the Republic of Rocket John have declared that the Squashed Empire has been neutralized. The world has officially entered a state of global conflict as of 11:50 p.m. last night. More updates to follow on MD News.
Everyone is jumping up and down that news the Republic of masedawg is no longer in war and is in peace with North Etho. This day will be marked as a national holiday!
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UPDATE: Press Secretary Sara Cock just addressed the nation, stating that President L is in excellent shape, high spirits, and fully prepared to return to office.