Rick

Anti-Federalist 😙✌️ (Proud) Founding Father 🧔‍♂️ American 🇺🇸 💪 Orator 🗣 Politician 🏛 Attorney 👨‍⚖️

[Rick @TRPatrickHenry]

This semester was supposed to be cheese and crackers but it’s not

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Yo how is that fat ass little cat of yours energetically favorable

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Where’s my $500,000,000 sauna

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Graggleman

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Manager took the food I paid for and left me with no dinner #dudeIwasgonnaeatthat

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I wanna show this pumpkin how beautiful you are

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You come from a long line of smart people? What are you in line for?

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Always look for an open door before you find a window

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Little red riding hood if she was into wolves: wow grandma, what kissable lips you have

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I was in the cave and covered in shaving cream

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Is the early bird gets the worm about sex

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Binion

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My eyes are full of spiders

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I am tired of being wet all the time

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Nor’easters are myths made up by the north east to scare southerners from coming up

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Something cinematic about 11 white blond girls all wearing white wash jeans and brown tank tops all walking to a party that they don’t know was canceled

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My bro got worm sized feet

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Always think u at the top till u climb higher

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Just finished my discussion post on feminist theory and body image, the world is a better place and I can rest peacefully 😴

[Rick @TRPatrickHenry]

Lemme get a 9/11 burger with a side of never forget fries