Thomas Umstead

EAT A DICK UP TIL U HICCUP, UNLESS UR NOT CUTE😲😭🤑

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@WZStatsGG STUPID AF AGAIN THEY F’D COD TO DEATH WITH MAKING IT SO U NEED A PERK TO DO WHAT WAS ONCE NORMAL IN COD JUMP + SHOOT
DROPSHOT AINT NORMAL NO MORE TOO CRAP MAPS NO WONDER NO ONE PLAYS THE GAME JUST BOTS IN LIKE 12 ACTUAL SUPA CATS CODS STUPID TRASH

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@RealAlexJones AYE ALEX, BASED ON WHOM U R, HOW DID U NOT KNOW THIS HENCE ACTING NOW AS IF THIS ISNT: OLD NEWS THANKS FOR THE RE-DATE😉🙏👍💯😂👌🏿

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL & HEADSHOTS R NOT BEING BOTH TRACKED NOR TOTALED ACCURATELY AS WELL SO THAT 2500 HEADSHOTS U NEED 2PROGRESS IN THAT DUMB PROGRESSION AINT REALLY 2500 MORE LIKE 4000 CUZ THE DEVS DONT BOTH KNOW NOR DO MATH COD SHOULD WIPE THEIR A$$ W THE LOT OF ALL EMPLOYED & INVOLVED FING LOSERS

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL & I HAVE VIDEO OF KILLS NOT ACCURATELY TRACKING TOO COC K BLOWERS GALORE HOW CAN U FU CK UP THEE BEST GAME EVER BY BEING YOURSELVES & HAVING NOTHING EXCEPT STUPID TO ADD TO THE BEST COD 4 EVER MORE-ONS!!!!!!!

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL & BESIDES ALL THE OTHER BUGS & GLITCHES ON XBOX I CAN CONFIRM, CAN U GET THE GOD DAMN GAME TO RECORD WINS & LOSSES ACURATY I JUST WON A GAME & lost too NOT A FUDGING FIRST EITHER U MJ’S OF DIX FER DOUGH LIKE YA MAMAS F___COD & THEIR SHI TY EMPLOYEES

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL ALL THE STUPID UVE ADDED TO COD WOULD NOT B AN ISSUE (EXPONENTIAL) NOW BUT WITHOUT OG LEADERSHIP & KEEN FORESIGHT COD IS NOW A POOPY BETA OF FORMER GLORY

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL WHOMEVER CHANGE OG ASPECTS OF COD SHOULD B EATING DIDDY BUTT FOR THEE REST OF TIME N I HEAR DIDDY PREFERS JELLY MORONS ALL OF U LOSERS I HAVE TO SUE SOMEONE N IM STILL HAPPY IM NOT ONE OF U LOSERS THX FER KILLING COD GO FORTNITE 😀

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@charlieINTEL IF U MORONS NEVER CHANGED COD 4 PERFECT, YOU MATT & INTERNAL DISCUSSIONS PLUS THIS TWEET WOULDNT EXIST COD PLAYERS WOULD HAVE NO COMPLAINTS BCUZ NONPROS WOULD HAVE ADDED INDUSTRY STANDARD JUMPING & INDUSTRY STANDARD DROPSHOTTING TO THEIR REPERTOIRE AND ALL THE STUPID UVE ADDED

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just proudly announced that everyone wanted Roe v. Wade overturned. I think Donald Trump is going to find out just how powerful American women really are. Retweet so all Americans see this and vote accordingly.

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@MusiimeHablah Send? Lol

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@rachelstarr WHO REMEMBERS THAT ICE CUBE LINE GIMMEE DAT GIMME DAT GIMMEE DAT BUTT😉 I WOULD NEVER FORGET ANY ENCOUNTER SCENE TIME SHARED SPENT W RACHEL OMGODDESS STARRR HAVE A GOOD DAY U MAKE ME WANT TO REMEMBER THAT SCENE lol

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@khloekardashian U TELLEM KLO KLO omGODDESSBUTT Y TELL PPL NETHING DOEM LIKE MUSHROOMS SHOVELED N SHIT & N THE DARK! U R UR BEST AH FU_KING MAZING U DONT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING 2 UR DUDE BUT PEONS THAT DONT MATTER WASTE OF TIME ❤️CONTINUE TO B GREAT & IM NOT SAYIN DONT ❤️UR FANS OR TREAT THEM WRONG

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@lizmiele WHEN I SIT IN UR LAP AND PLAY W UR HAIR U CANT FREAK OUT SOUNDS LIKE U GAINED A KITTEN ANGEL SORRY FOR UR MASSIVE BUT LIL LOSS HE DOES THIS FOR GOD NOW UNLESS UR ATHEIST OR ESPECIALLY IF UR ATHEIST SMILE FER TATER TOTS SOUNDS LIKE LOVE AT MUTUAL FIRST SIGHT MEOW 😸

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@luisjgomez LUIS REMEMBER HOW UVE NEVER BEEN SMART & JAY WASNT EVER CLOSE TO THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER, LOYALTY IS EARNED NOT A GIVEN KINDA LIKE UR EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA-ONE BIT THE FUNNIEST EVER, WHERES UR BRAIN 🧠👎😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@TimJDillon &I JUST SAW BRAD PITT&COOP JIZZ-NAMI TIM DILLON BUTTOCKS U R A COMEDIAN BCUZ OF GRIND <TALENT THAT U MASTER CRAFTED WITH THE GRIND,U GOT URS BCUZ OF THE GRIND VASTLY DIFFERENT U WORKED TURNED UR 💩 2 A CAREER OPPOSITE OF TURNED UR WHAT U HAD BEEN MASTERING N 2 SEINFELD MURPHY ETC

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@TimJDillon God, NO ONE WANTS WAR EXCEPT DUDES W UR BUTT & ME WHEN I THINK OF U BLOWING SUM1 TO UR DEATH (CHOKE TO DEATH MUCH) BCUZ EATING A DICK UP TIL U HICCUP ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF U N THOSE APART OF UR LOSERHOOD NOW I KNOW Y UR COMEDY IS LACKING THESE TWEETS

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@TimJDillon IF CRYING WERE A PROFESSION, UD B BEZOS U CRY 😢 LIKE A PU$$Y SANDWICH WITH NO DICK🎯💯🔥🎁💯😉⭕️💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴 U WENDYS WHERES THE BEEF A$$ BITC# REAL PEOPLE ARE DYING AND U CRY ABOUT RENOVATIONS U R NOT A COMEDIAN U R UBERLY MONONIC

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@TimJDillon Tim WHO DO U THINK CARES ABOUT UR DUMB? Not clueless EITHER IVE MET CHURCH MICE FARTS SMARTER THAN U GO TASE UR FORMER CAPTORS AND TELL THEM THEY DID A BAD JOB ALL UR BAD PISS & VINEGAR IS STILL PRESENT = WHERE IS THIS FROM IF TIM ONLY HAD A BRAIN

[Thomas Umstead @TRU31_]

@TimJDillon THERE U HAVE IT LADIES N GENTLEMAN THE ALL KNOWING ORACLE TIM #STUNGUN4UR4SEASONSVISITS DILLON HAS MADE US ALL SMARTER BY OPINING WHAT HE THINKS W ALL WORLDLY SUCCESS HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE, SO ANYONE OF DIFFERING OPINION CLEARLY IS WRONG BCUZ TIM HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG