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I'm running for president. Shhh...don't tell

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Is it just me, or is my swagger at an all time high?! #TRUMPswagger

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@CodeNameBillyCl Ay F*CK you Bill! Stop telling me to #SmartenupTRUMP ! It's not my fault I can't think that fast!
#FUBill

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@CodeNameBillyCl Huh? I thought you said stick to the plan?
#makeupyourmindBILL

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@realDonaldTrump @ThisWeekABC @GStephanopoulos @tavissmiley @ABC Couldn't Agree More! Damn Racists!

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RIP DAVID BOWIE. ROCK N ROLL IS SOFT LIKE FOOTBALL NOW!

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@CodeNameBillyCl Hey...hey Bill? Did you like my NFL comment? I wasn't schlongin' around with that one!
#concussionsarecool

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@CodeNameBillyCl You got anymore Xanax! They send my confidence wayyyy through the roof!
#chargedupTRUMP

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@CodeNameBillyCl Hey Bill....

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@CodeNameBillyCl I tried! The audience interrupted me!
#throwemout

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@CodeNameBillyCl Pastors? Hah! I couldn't buy them out! They were just schlongin' around!

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@CodeNameBillyCl Sorry to wake you. Do you know any black people who would sell out to support me? Muslims? Mexicans?
#needthesupport

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@CodeNameBillyCl Pss...Bill? You still awake? I think it's safe to talk now...

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@AP Get rid of the Muslims!

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@ABC I like this guy! He means business!

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@CNNPolitics @cnnbrk @POTUS @ShuttleCDRKelly @GabbyGiffords This is only to start Martial Law!
#stealingourguns

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@HuffingtonPost I look good in this pic! Um...I mean Trump does!

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@CodeNameBillyCl You're right Bill. This xenophobia stuff really seems to be exposing the Republican Party! #theheckwiththebase

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@CodeNameBillyCl I don't know Bill. I'm really starting to think I can win this thing!
#dealsoffmaybe

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Not sure how much longer I can do this @BillyClinton.