Hello Fellow crewmates!
Im glad to have you amongst us!
or is it among us?
I always forget which is grammatically correct!
(Not associated with innersloth)
@bestestskeldcap "Dont listen to those people captain! We all love you here at the skeld! Even purple if they hide it!! Your the best captain we couldve EVER asked for!! :D [Mira would've fired me if I said anything otherwise as it wouldve violated our agreement hahaha-]"
Oh God, does anyone have a mind eraser?! I was daydreaming about a fellow crewmember that I totally like just as much as the rest of the crew which is against company policy!!!11!! IM GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A MIND ERASER!!!!
@username592483 1. That's so cool!!
2. You got me, I'm a friend, so is Mira HQ!!
3. Nah Nah Nah! MIRA should be your favorite, OOOHHHH I'd be nothin without them!
@brownsbestie I mean, could potentially be a dangerous liability, but hey! You do you our lovely chef, just on the one condition that you stop putting salt on the PIzza, I hate it.
@redycaptain I wasn't saying to kill him, I was saying to put him in, I dunno, Security with purple! Im sure they wouldn't mind the extra job. Im also forced to report you to Mira for your immediate termination as captain if you refuse to listen.
@LordDetaur "HEY! Where am I!! I mean of course I dont support this type of behaviour as its against company policy but- But- okay I don't have a defense, but WHERE AM I????"
I just got out of bed ready to start the day with some trust balls, Trust Coffee, Trust worksheets, and my favorite white trust ball that's just a red trust ball that got skipped on the painting process in production! I named him Jesse! He is our newest member of the mira-family!
@scarynovisor Then that's just the world telling us your UNTRUSTWORTHYYY~!! So till your holding this precious little trust ball, I'm afraid we wont be able to let you do anything on the ship.
@redycaptain Oi! Having a child on the ship is an EXTREMELY dangerous liability!! That could have your entire permanently job terminated as captain due to it! Fix the problem or I might have no choice but to report it to headquarters.