Tommy Pickles

I learned how to cook because my mom couldn't

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

Sword faught luke sky walker

[USA Rugby @USARugby]

RT to wish Men’s Eagle @BenLandry1 a Happy Birthday 🎂🎊

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I knew exactly what to do. But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

The drunk bus is talking about snorkels and im in

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No better way to start the day then bleeding out

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

Best on 3rd street

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

@mtdewchick247 #yolo

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

F R I C K

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@jordan_wilke @Snapchat I was hoping the snap was an apology for the update

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

Life’s giving me lemons and I still can’t make kool- aid

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

@mtdewchick247 Ok

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@JaredBoon Like grandmas?

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Doc asked if I drank coffee to stay awake... I said no I drink it to live

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

The bouncer had the balls to tell me I wasn’t 6ft tall and didn’t have hazel eyes

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

And I did my taxes today

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

The hardest thing that happened to me today was answering the question, "what kind of shampoo do you use?"

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Broken needle on the record player really puts a bummer on the day

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Had nightmare last night that my Brett Favre jersey ripped

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

Nothing like losing dice 6 times in a row

[The Crow @TheCrowLaCrosse]

Unfortunately we’ll be closing at 8pm tonight but we’ve still got happy hour until 6pm! $1 off drinks and 2 apps for only $10 (traditional wings and nachos excluded)

[Tommy Pickles @TRYtit1012]

Thank you dude from Alabama for buying me top shelf bourbon!#rolltide