Thabiso Ramzito

Comedian and part time stripper. Official twitter handle!

[Thabiso Ramzito @TRamzito]

Atlist 90% of the yellow bones i know are poisoned. Dogs out there better be careful.

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Coolit down. This police look like they eat people. Im too young to be eaten!

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what is juice? lol!

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Nothing much

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@mashabelacomedy limpopo re dira so papago. Voting for u is the best we can do!

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God is good! Even when we say holly shit, he forgives us. I f*****g love him!

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Thabiso Ramala - my comedic gurney has begun... http://t.co/K5s9SdYrNF

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Banana is the only fruit with the power to make women think...

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@helenzille should DA win the elections next year, what would be the first thing to change?

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Good night ppl!

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No electricity! No water! What's next? No oxygen? F**k This S**t! I'm moving to Zim atlist Mugabe doesn't pretend to care!

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I like it slow and politically correct! Fuck this shit!

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They was 17 now they is 23! Go Bokke

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The white man singing the national anthem is doing a good job

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Its ohk to cry!

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Don't no body say shit! Ima go to sleep now.

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Lizard in my room? Fuck it! This roaches need a predator anyway.

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I don't understand which one is the worst insult: a bitch or a snake? Anyway both of them can bite the shit out of you!

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I don't think my Bible is holy... It doesn't have a hole in it and isn't even written holy! Its written. Pebele ya sepedi!

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