Tamara “Mermaids Don’t Fart” Rittershaus

Freelance editor of poetry & picture books. PB Author of MERMAIDS DON’T FART + MARIE’S BIG ADIEU + LOCKDOWN DRILL AT SUPERHERO SCHOOL. Last name: Ritter’s House

[Tamara “Mermaids Don’t Fart” Rittershaus @TRittershaus]

My book is free! My book is free!

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Nothing like a 15 free books to lighten the mood!

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All you need is an Amazon account.

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Get 15 free ebooks for kids! All you need is an Amazon account (any country!)

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Watch the video to see 140+ books I've worked on as editor, and reach out if you have questions about developmental editing, line editing, or poetry editing for your #childrensbook

Tamara Rittershaus, editor of #picturebooks and #poetry

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My big tip for #indieauthors of #childrensbooks:

BEFORE your illustrator starts the artwork, hire an #Editor. If the illustrations are underway and you want to make a few changes, it could cost you time and money.

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Fifteen Kindle ebooks for $0 here:
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Got a negative (neutral?) review because reviews are supposed to be 20+ words … ? 🤷‍♀️

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@CidneyMayes 2 or 4, these seem more authentic than 1 or 3.

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The Race on Mermaid Reef 🪸🧜🏽‍♀️ 🦀

Read an ebook to pass the time while you’re in line to VOTE today!

Already voted? Reward yourself with a fun ebook!

Outside the USA? You can get the ebook in your country’s store too!

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Celebrate with me! It’s launch day for The Race on Mermaid Reef!! Happy Book Birthday!!

#mermaidreef #kidlit #picturebook

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@AlisonReyxxx @t0nit0ne The fewer you invite, the fewer will decline. We invited 54 to our wedding and 52 came.

If you invite 500, then you would expect 100 (20%) to decline.

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Q: how old are your kids and what time do they go to bed? My husband thinks 9pm is too late for a 10yo, but I my bedtime was always 9 as a kid!

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Eel swam up to Scuba Steve to say hello! His dive buddy caught this whole amazing encounter on video! Please check it out:

#TikTok https://t.co/btQ0c4Mdvl

#scuba #eel #moray #diver

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Celebrate the small things! 🎉

🧜🏽‍♀️🪸❤️📚☺️

#mermaidreef #PictureBooks

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@Lizzytrizzy But he’ll pay taxes on the $250…

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Please check out my new release The Race on Mermaid Reef 🦀💨🪸🧜🏽‍♀️ and Mermaid’s School of Art 🧜🏽‍♀️🎨📚

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#Mermaid #mermaidreef #howtodraw #ebook

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Check out Merman Andy's video! #TikTok https://t.co/JT8JYM2noo

He’s reading my book! 😮 I feel like a million bucks!

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Omicodfish cuteness overload as Merman Andy shares Mermaids Don’t Fart 🧜🏽‍♀️🫧🧜🏻‍♀️ with his little niece!!

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@KaileiPew @Scholastic @carolinacoroa This sounds fantastic! Congratulations!

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Book mail! I just got new release Dinos Love Donuts by my client and friend Ben Okon!

#booksforkids

Check out Tamara_Rittershaus's video! #TikTok https://t.co/Fn7XOfAy2n

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Please celebrate that little orange banner with me! 🎉🥳❤️🧜🏽‍♀️📚🪸