David J Witkowski

Co-Founder of @_TurtleSports & handicapper of horsies. Fan of the Temple Owls, Philadelphia Eagles & scrapple w/maple syrup. On Keto & longing for a real beer!

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@heyitsdave Surprised you’re dinking that -
Since the incident.
Oh well - Cheers! 🍷

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@RossTuckerPod @RossTuckerNFL Did I miss your Lions/Vikings pick? I heard the setup for the game the Gametime ad and the “we’re done here”. ?????❓

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@ronsterd89 @goofonroof Tuna flavored gummy bears.

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@_pickleQ 🦉Obviously, the tournament would have been MUCH better had my Temple Owls been invited, but apparently, the powers that be don't think that 11th place (5-13) in the vaunted American Athletic Conference is enough. Oh well - it's the tournament's loss. Go Stetson! 🏀

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rick

[Steve Fezzik @FezzikSports]

Jim Gaffigan:

If you have a Native Amercan Nickname and you are good, you can keep your name (Atl Braves).

If you suck, like the Wash Redskins or Clev Indians, you must change names.

KC is one Mahomes devastating injury away from being the KC Briskets.

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@_pickleQ @_TurtleSports It sucks that they've pushed back the start of the season to Oct. 5th due to the "incident." Oh well ☹️🤔

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@duckster5 @heyitsdave Yes, yes you do! 😋

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@heyitsdave Hahaha!

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

Wow indeed!

[Gabriel Morency @sportsrage]

Well the #Seahawks trade Russell Wilson and not only make the playoffs but have Denvers 1st & 2nd round picks this year AND next year including what tuns out the be the 3rd pick in this years #NFLDraft Wow.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Bolivia's Salar de Uyuni is considered one of the most extreme and remarkable vistas in all of South America. Stretching more than 4,050 square miles of Altiplano, it is the world's largest salt flat, left behind by prehistoric lakes evaporated long ago.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Last night, the Broncos won with exactly one touchdown, one field goal, and one safety.

The last team to win a game with exactly those marks was the Vikings against the Lions in 2008.

Both games featured a QB stepping out of the back of the end zone untouched.

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

Wow - @ 34. F#@K Cancer.

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Former UFC fighter Elias Theodorou dies from cancer at 34 https://t.co/7MvnBLj1dh

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

Wow!

[Ray Paulick @raypaulick]

Assiniboia asks provincial regulators to conduct a “full and complete review” of race 5 July 20, when King Witt finished second under jockey Sheldon Chickeness after having big lead at top of stretch.

[KNBR @KNBR]

Watch Giants bullpen/catching coach Craig Albernaz lead Joey Bart through drills during Spring Training

🎥@SFGiants

Check out the full video from the San Francisco Giants: https://t.co/WVWDDqLUbY

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@BriMott I see the decent of humanity into a deep dark chasm where despair & hopelessness are your only companions and the stench of impending doom wafts continually through the air. Oh - I also see a pretty horsey! 🐎. Cheers! 🥃

[Ray Paulick @raypaulick]

This does not exclude CDI from saying, "OK, the KHRC has done its job. We will drop the two-year ban." But CDI is under no obligation to do so. 3/3

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@_pickleQ I went for a walk during halftime hoping to miss all that crap but got back early & had to endure 5 min. of it. 👎🏻🤮🤮

[David J Witkowski @TSDaveW]

@StableDuel Soccer. If I could pick 2 - Soccer & ummm.. Soccer & if I were to choose 3, Soccer Soccer & that sport they play with that ball that looks like -⚽️ #mostboringsportEVER Cheers! 🍺