Trevor Scott

I am an author, which means I write things. Things like dystopia, thrillers, and flying monkey-cats on surfboards. Music is good. Irish Whiskey may be better.

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Tonights a double edged sword: election results AND waiting to find out if my criminal jury duty got cancelled for tomorrow. #NailBiting

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I've gotta say, this whole iOS10 texting through gifs thing is probably the most fun I've had since phone calls were still a real thing.

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I mean, the first marriage or two ended badly, which makes YOU the common denominator. You're not supposed to be married. #QuitWhileAhead

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I'm supposed to go to a coworker's wedding 2day. His 3rd, I believe. I don't get people that get married again! You escaped, don't be stupid

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Air drumming is great exercise...

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Bahahaha. Awesome! Soap for Writer's Block - BEST SELLER! https://t.co/WP47NCllur

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So...Amazon is recommending books on syphilis to me. 😳 Do they know something I don't?! Jesus. #BigBroIsNeurotic

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@AidenWolfe Bahahaha. That's awesome. Karma can be a real bitch. @KatrinaPierson

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Beer and soup are perfect for this oddly snowy spring day! #amwriting and #drinking

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Sunday Satire article: “If I were Lucky Enough to be Trump” by Trevor Scott https://t.co/ig4lngm8sO

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Too true. Save the food, drink more craft beer.

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Also: THERES A WEBSITE CALLED THISISWHYIMBROKEdotCOM?! Sounds like my home away from home. #awesome #SoMe #CoolGadgets

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So uh, every author needs this:

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It's driving me crazy all these people wishing me a happy new year already! Jesus. We're in the same time zone. Don't rush things.

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Writing and good beer. #ThisIsTheLife #amwriting

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It's Saturday. Which means drinking craft beer, hiking, reading, and writing. Very busy. But the good kind of busy.

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@DianneTaylor0_ You had me at "avid beer Specialist." What types of beer are your go-tos?

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Jeez, been awhile since I tweeted on this account. Oops. How's everyone doing? NaNoWriMo anyone?

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Which kinda just means it's a British tv show that takes place in the US... #ThePlayer

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The Player is an entertaining new tv show if you like James Bond-style action and hot blondes with British accents. #newshows #ThePlayer