T.S. Eliot

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

@AP_AlbertE why is she wearing an animal

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

@EHemingway123 don't need to. you couldn't hit me sober

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

@EHemingway123 i'm waiting

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

@EHemingway123 probably because you're never sober enough to read them

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

my greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down.

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

April is the cruellest month.

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

if u arent in over your head, how do u know how tall u are??

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

@klee_klee79 tell that to my famous poetry and harvard diploma

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

hey remember that time i was so smart i went to harvard but then i got put on academic probation freshman year yeah me either

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

just a little #tbt on this friday afternoon. me as a young poet

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

hope everyone had a good ash-wednesday. It wasn't good unless you read my poem tho--Edwin Muir says it is perhaps the "most perfect" so

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

s/o to @AP_AlbertE for coming up with E=MC^2, don't know what I would do without it #favoriteformula

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

how is your day I have written four of the most know poems of the english language what have you done not that I bet

[T.S. Eliot @TSElliottt]

America sucks good thing I revoked my citizenship and moved to England when I was 25 #bestlifedecision