TSG Nottenheim

Nottingham’s original 5 a side club. Founded October 2018. Current record: 36-1-1. DM for fixture requests and press enquiries.

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

🏆 CHAMPIONS 🏆

Another season over, and it’s more silverware for die Hunde. This time it’s Div 4 making its way back to der Zwinger in Redders’ wagon.

The club will not comment on recent allegations regarding a certain spo*** bas**** and his off field antics.

🔜 Div 3.

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

🚨 NEWS 🚨

📰 RUMOUR MILL 📰

Murmurings which are turning into large (above average) sized shouts suggest a return to Futsal could be imminent for troubled/disgraced ex UON talisman @MrJakeStanley

What would you make of that DOG fans? 🐕 🐕 dog 🐕

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🚨 NEWS 🚨

📰 RUMOUR MILL 📰

Murmurings which are turning into large (above average) sized shouts suggest a return to Futsal could be imminent for troubled/disgraced ex UON talisman @MrJakeStanley

What would you make of that DOG fans? 🐕 🐕 dog 🐕

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

#ad NOBs are recruiting for new FUTSAL players in Clapham, London, UK. If anyone is interested please reply with the hashtag #hahaNOBsopenbracketpenisclosebracket and we will sms further details.

Forza Hunde 🐕 🐕 🐕

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Scrapston whalingbooth has been disciplined for the below tweet. We had to discipline him because it’s such an uncool tweet 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

@Tarnold32 @LHK_49 @BedfordFutsal @FA_NFS Ahhhh mr tunnel. 🐕 🐕 🐕

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TSG would like to formally announce their humble pie. We are in the premier league, but saddened at having to accept humble pie.

[Ed Morgan @Orient_Ed]

@NFFC @DjedSpence Funny how most Forest fans were annoyed at Cooper being appointed when it was announced.

Hope they enjoy their humble pie...

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

@nickpritchard17 This has been noted as an agenda item for the next AGM, due to take place in December. Thanks 🙏.

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RUMOUR MILL 🤔 🤨🤫

🚨 Balham Gazette reporting Sam Pattison is thinking of a move down south

🚨 Galicia Evening Standard reporting El Gockenheim is ‘unsettled’ in paella country and contemplating a flight ✈️ to stannerstead airport

🚨 TSG mounting a return? 🧐
#ForzaHunde 🐕

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🚨 RETURN OF THE GOOCH 🚨

Look who it is, sports fans.

TSG GIVEAWAY TIME ⏰💡📲

The first correct answer to the below question will receive 2 free Spanish lessons from Mr McGimbaella 🇪🇸

QUESTION: what is he reacting to in this photo?

[Jake Stanley @MrJakeStanley]

@TSGNottenheim 🔴🐶 surely

[Old Boys Futsal @oldboysfs]

@TSGNottenheim 🟥🟥🟥

[Tarnold @Tarnold32]

@TSGNottenheim

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A cryptic answer from our friends darn (down) sarf (south)!

[Old Boys Futsal @oldboysfs]

@TSGNottenheim 🟥🟥🟥

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Oof, interesting shout but no! Anyone else? #GalacianGooch

[stephen malkmus burner @SkillsJim]

@TSGNottenheim Is it bootsy nick?? #GalacianGooch

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Today we are playing guess the ol dog. The first person to reply with the correct answer will win a personalised audio message from our very own #GalacianGooch

Who is this ex Hund?

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Well well well doggos 🐕

[Old Boys Futsal @oldboysfs]

Redders sharing his wisdom at HT...

The Yellows lead 5-2.

#COYY

[TSG Nottenheim @TSGNottenheim]

TSG are backing this campaign to save Futsal. #FutsalForAl

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Classic Gary this 👌
We at TSG make similar jokes in private group chats to much less acclaim. Thanks

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

News that @Ibra_official has tested positive with Coronavirus. Thoughts are with the virus at this difficult time.

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Wonderful to see former TSG hopeful Liam Hylands get the Powerleague special out 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 unfortunately our #KGtoCM ratio policy prevented him from a starting spot, but lovely to see him looking so lean!