Tyler Pirilla

Just taking life one day at a time, be a shame to miss anything trying to rush it

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@KryptoKenCPU Wow much JUP coming my way ?@KryptoKenCPU

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Any of you cool cats out there with a lot of money mind letting me hold on to a million dollars for like 10-15 years just so you don’t lose it? I’ll make sure it stays safe for when it’s gets returned at said time! @elonmusk @MrBeast @mcuban @BillGates @EllenDeGeneres @Oprah

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Whoever the person was that caught the liberty bridge on fire single handedly shut down Pittsburgh

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Bonding experience. My roommates dream job is instilling enemas to naked elderly folk

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A guy my size is deadlifting 135lbs for sets of 5, and grunting/dropping the bar like he's breaking world records. #why

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@NotGreatKate almost went to the quarter ring machine up front but we were too busy

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@GBabyAtte just cracked up at this

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"Wow I'd come here more often if I knew pharmacists looked like you"-mom
"Yeah I need a new stepdaddy"- young son
How does one respond?

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@Shak_andField @JoeyBorsuk where'd you play? Sean King and I are always trying to go

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@Shak_andField @JoeyBorsuk I was really confused until I realized this went with your previous tweet

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Jones is literally the whole reason this is even a series

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@Aaron_Gaunt thank you kind sir

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The serving size for majority of girl scout cookies is 2-4, not the whole box #whoknew

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Some dude just ate pavement and his hover board just kept rolling away like nothing even happened

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@GBabyAtte @SUBWAY @Arbys vegetarians want Arby's too! 😅😂

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When the hell did @SUBWAY make the switch from $5 footlongs to $5 six inches 😑

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Postmate guy asked me where the library was, we both shook our heads at the girl who had him deliver Starbucks a whopping 50 feet #comeonnow

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@GBabyAtte guess it's 4 at a minimum if you're counting those 😂

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@GBabyAtte I just wanna point out the fact that you have fallen on your back two times at the minimum while playing basketball with me

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@SirCourtesy fair enough, proceed to disregard my smart ass remark haha