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[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

下次我再買DIY家具我就是狗，連個說明書都沒有，做到手腳都抽筋

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

最近網路常看到空手的人好像別人賺錢比他虧錢還難過。

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

歐洲媒體還真的只要日韓球員要矩盃就轉鏡頭

[김회장❤️남가주테슬라협회🌟남가주인베스트멘트 CEO @Johnkim26391993]

저질 유럽 새끼들
이강인 (아시안)이 메달 받으려니 또 전통처럼 카메라 돌리네

유럽 후진국 새끼들 https://t.co/5B3Y1ZuzLG

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

巴黎真的是個自由的城市
精品店還好昨天鐵窗都裝好了

[Jon De Lorraine @jon_delorraine]

🔴🇫🇷 ALERTE VIDÉO | Compilation de ce qu'il s'est passé hier à Paris après le match.
#PSG #PSGARS #Arsenal #UCLfinal

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

果然流量密碼就是

[himes @himes369]

bir adam var, ohio'da, traktör yedek parça satıyor.

caterpillar 320 ekskavatör, john deere lastik, hidrolik pompa. facebook marketplace'te 40 ilan. hepsi ölü. kimse tıklamıyor.

sonra çocuk bir şey fark ediyor: marketplace algoritması thumbnail'a bakıyor, başlığa değil.

1- midjourney açtı
2- ekskavatörün önüne ai kadın model bindirdi
3- her ilana ayrı poz
4- başlık aynı kaldı: "cat 320, 2018, low hours"

tıklama oranı 40 kat patladı. adam hidrolik pompayı bikinili modelle satıyor. alıcı gelene kadar kadının ürünle alakası olmadığını fark etmiyor, fark edince de zaten ilana tıklamış oluyor. algoritma tıklamayı görüyor, ilanı daha çok gösteriyor.

bizimkiler hala "organik reach öldü" diye ağlıyor. ohio'daki adam ekskavatöre mankenli kampanya çekti, ctr'de sektör lideri oldu.

reklamcılığın geleceği bir traktör ilanında saklıydı.

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

這個真是離譜，屁股不要練太翹

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#MCIAVL – 90’ VAR OVERTURN

VAR checked the referee’s call of goal – and established that Foden was in an offside position and recommended that the goal was disallowed.

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

10年就這麼過去了

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

把飆股賣飛留下只剩下不會漲的韭菜看來也不只是我啊

[NASBA FC @SixtusAbiakam]

🔴🤔 Did you know?

Luis Díaz’s salary at Liverpool was £65,000 per week. Liverpool delayed extending his contract to avoid a wage increase. Díaz’s side requested a raise to £250,000 per week, but it wasn’t granted.

Then FC Bayern Munich came in with a €75 million offer and a £250,000 weekly salary, exactly what he wanted and it was accepted. Liverpool let him go, considering Cody Gakpo is younger.

And did you know? That £250,000 weekly wage is now being paid to Gakpo.

Dumb as f* 😂😂😂**

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

怎麼會想要挑戰地獄級難度

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Pep Guardiola would be 𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 to becoming the new Italy coach, La Gazzetta dello Sport reveals 😮🇮🇹

Guardiola has the freedom to decide his own future, and Italy feel it is their duty to try to convince him 👀

A move into international management has been on his mind for some time, potentially offering a slower pace. The Spaniard also has a strong connection to Italy, meaning he would definitely listen if they called 📞

Bonucci, still part of the Italian national team staff, also dreams of Guardiola as coach: “If there’s a real desire to start over, I would start with Guardiola. I think it’s very difficult, but dreaming doesn’t cost anything.” 💬

If Guardiola leaves City, Enzo Maresca would be City’s top candidate to replace him, with initial talks already having taken place, according to The Guardian 👔

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

還好我備份也不只一處，不然雲端居然只給我同步一半，然後連帶我手機端也只剩下一半

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

奇怪，今天一打開OBSIDIAN忽然告訴我這個版本不能執行，重裝也不行，不知道卡到哪裡，只好移除重裝。

好在我的資料是有雲端
同步的，不然他移除就什麼都砍光了。

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

CHERKI 給要求紀律的瓜迪奧拉戰術增添了不確定性，才不會每次都只看無聊的往後回傳，持球70%但是進球0

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Ryan cherki’s goal against Arsenal is poetry in motion, he dribbles Gabriel and skips pass Declan rice and Saliba and hits the ball into the back of the net. Best player in England at the moment.

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

開賽就發生重大失誤的確很讓人沮喪，但是職業的水準就是可以跳脫那個情境，立刻站起來把後面的事情做好。

[Man City Fever @mancityfever2]

I don’t want to hear any Gianluigi Donnarumma slander. It’s been his first mistake of the season. Happens to the best

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

@cwh_tw 不是有很多免費的內觀營，也是不能用手機

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

怎麼會有廠商想找他做這個廣告，這些隊友也實在太損了

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Bernardo Silva posted a video on Instagram in partnership with skincare brand La Roche-Posay.

Here are the comments from his Portugal teammates under the post:

🇵🇹 Rúben Dias: “🤣 You’ve never used cream in your life.”

🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes: “You don’t even use toothpaste.”

🇵🇹 João Félix: “You don’t even use deodorant.”

Who needs enemies when you've got friends like this? 😂😂

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

以前用推特就是因為只限140字，結果現在一堆長文，我還得用GROK給我摘要一下

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

最近點了一個MERGE的遊戲來打發時間，剛開始還可以玩蠻久，到後來隨便都是要10級的物品，如果沒有隨機出一些跳級的，就是要2^(10-1)次，也就是至少500次點擊合成才能完成一個客人的要求。丟著不要玩體力上限100，好像是一分多鐘加一點。所以過一關有時需要一天。不過我不想課金，所以就是多下載幾個，這個沒有體力了就換下一個，都沒有了就關掉。

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

忽然有點理解為什麼去歐洲體育用品店，很少看到最高等級的ELITE 球鞋，一方面可能是沒有那麼多人買這麼貴的，一方面可能網購方便。但是的確穿貴的鞋子跟表現無關，另外也沒有那麼多好的場地。

所以今天穿了爛一點的鞋子，然後兩腳都磨破了。

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

@cwh_tw 抗組織胺，不過急診比較常遇到年長者或攝護腺肥大的，你是不是太久沒保養？

[TSUBASA @TSUBASAtw]

因為方向盤有點破皮，買了ˇ個皮套想說試試DIY，看影片什麼塞縫隙縫線好像也不是很難。實際上手搞了兩天，我覺得術業有專攻，該給人家賺的不要浪費自己時間。