Being a horse person when the days are shorter: I've seen my horses up close and personal 1 time this week. The rest of the week I've relied on my producers to tell me they see them in the field when they're driving by my place..#springplease#6moremonthsofwinter
The company that rebuilt my truck's transmission, trying to avoid replacing it under warranty: "Well, if you live in Kansas, have weather like California, and limit your hauls to 20 minutes at 45 mph, with one shetland pony, you should be fine."
#tryagain#customerservicefail
A few weeks ago I suggested we start featuring a "Tweet of the Week" on our marketing podcast for work. Well guess who hasn't checked Twitter all week?! Free hat to whoever sends me a winning suggestion in the next 20 hours #agtwitter#stillprocrastinating#oops
I think the auto shop employees think I'm joking when I make them swear the new batteries will go in EXACTLY the same way the old ones came out.
#butreally#mechanicallychallenged