Verity S.

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today's #officemoment is not awkward. It is devastating. Please send prayers, good vibes and thoughts toward AMV.
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[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

An update to the #truecolorspersonalitytest is that TJ is also #gold

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Apparently, #officegay is not an insult like I thought it was. Oh no. It's an amazing thing and widely accepted, says AB, from the central office, when I called her that today. She twirled around and fluttered her eyelashes at me and said "I am this office's #tokengay."
#406Pride

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today, the office took the #truecolorspersonalitytest the results are:
1 #orange - YCMR
3 #green - YCMA, YCMF, CMC
1 #gold - me
9 #blue - FDCC, CMW, FSAMM, LCMK, CME, AR, YCMM, & AMR.
TJ did not participate.
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#notsurprised
#orangesrebellion

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

That's alright, we'll just send the #officegay
This #officeawkwardmoment brought to you by CMC
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#406pride
#officeoutreachoppertunity

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

#LoveConnections in the office going down today. YCMA: Hey E, you'd like my grandma.
YCME: Oh, she a cool lady?
YCMA: Oh yeah. She's really spry for her age to.
YCME: Cool.
YCMA: Yeah. You should meet her and then become my grandpa.
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YCMA walked out of the room at that point.

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

According to YCME, he can't even read a soup label, let alone take the NCE. #officeawkwardments
#notevenasouplabel
#nce

Also, congratulations to TJ for passing her NCE this week!

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today's #officeawkwardmoment is a rare CMC. In talking to her about something not office related, said "I don't know, sometimes I give warning signs." In a double take from me, then followed up with "I say what I say."
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#raremoment
#sarcasticredheads

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

According to AR, FSAMM also suggested that AR should "whip her hair at [YCMA] like those #anime shows" she likes.
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#hairasaweapon
#teammeeting
#icannotmakethisup

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today's #officeawkwardmoment is from FSAMM. Who announced at the team meeting that she is "fat, covered in smoker smell, and trashy."
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#2truthsandalie
#teammeeting

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Thos morning, I got a call from CME. I thought she was crying. Turns out she was hyperventilating from laughter. She'd thrown her keys into the dumpster and wanted to make sure she could flex her hours. It's not really #officeawkwardmoment but it was CME being a spazz.

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Happy #EmployeeAppreciationDay to all the #adorableweirdos working today! You deserve crochet animals and gift cards!

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

There was so much yesterday. The top #officeawkwardmoment is from guest appearance ACDP. In a conversation about all the other #adorableweirdos in the office, proclaimed "I guess I am just as crazy as they are!" And then did jazz hands
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#eventheboss
#weallcrazy
#tada

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

My dang office door was closed for an hour! But according to CME, it was #alifetime and she #almostdied from missing me. That doesn't explain her sassy attitude, though
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#officeawkwardmoments
#codependency
#attitudeinspades

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today I had a conversation with CMC for the #officeawkwardmoment of the day. She said she either splashes in the angry kiddy pool all day, or the sadness. Those are her only emotions
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#angerorsadness
#emotionalwellbeing
#sheneedstherapy

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

A rare Saturday #officeawkwardmoment featuring dreams of LCMK, CMC, CMS, and YCME
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.I can't remember what they were doing, but I woke because one of them got hurt.

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Friday's #officeawkwardmoment was YCMR. She started Monday and today asked if getting a giant poster of her face for her slider office door would be "too much [of her]"
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I said maybe.
#pushingbuttons
#FridayVibes
#faceposters

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

#officeawkwardmoment brought you by YCMA, because CME is out of the office. He feels like he has to be spazzy today due to her "infecting" him earlier in the week. W/e that means
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#SMH
#dabbing
#officespazz

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today's #officeawkwardmoment is brought to you by CMW. She informed everyone upon entering the office that even her snot was frozen. Inside her nose
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.#itssocold
#whydowelivehere
#22belowzero

[Verity S. @TSWithVS]

Today's #officeswkwardmoment is brought to you by LCMK, who peeled back her eyelids and asked me "What is that!?!? Do I have an eyelash in my eyeball!?" And then raced past me to her office before I could answer
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#eyelashesineyeballs
#Icannotmakethisup
#officeantics