Tony Scarduzzi

Monsignor Bonner ‘91 | Drexel Hill Resident | Scarduzzi Landscaping | Philly sports and cheesesteak fan

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@ChipD00gs and I are creating a joint business venture. We are going to subsidize the coffee station in Morton so we can have unlimited Morton monsters delivered to our doorstep constantly.

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@ChipD00gs got so drunk at the Barnabys in havertown that he went to sleep in the dumpsters out back.

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@ChipD00gs is currently wanted in 3 boroughs of Delaware County for embezzling from the Media, Marple Township, and Ridley Township Little League. His wife used the money to buy extra blue pills #classic #freedoogs

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@ChipD00gs Takes me back to the days taking the Megabus from 30th street terminal up to state to rip the keger at the delco house with the boys who made it to college

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Sixers are competing against the refs and the ghost of Ben Simmonds. I am sitting here at Pappous, and the atmosphere is impeccable. The 2 dollar PBR special is hitting the spot. Gonna have to get my wife to pick me up.

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Sitting here thinking about how much better this team would be if “bang bang George niang” was never uttered.

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Five-O’s hot on my ass right now! Apparently, a criminal investigation was opened against me, and they found out I’ve been stealing money from the rose tree colts snack bar to pay off my bookie. #criminalattorney #help

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Dude. Driving in delco is brutal, especially the piece of unpaved shit on Baltimore pike, in between Springfield square and the borough of media. I just wanted to grab a cap from Lids for the sixers this week.

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@SourEskin I’m thinking pregame over at O’Connell’s before we head down to Turks. Or the frontier saloon by niftys on 420.

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@ChipD00gs @nofones Shut up, your business blows, you suck

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@SourEskin Saw a homeless guy out there looking to bum money for a vape. Wonder what happened to him. He shoulda gone for cigs anyway

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Weird guy sitting on the corner of 252 and goshen. He looked like he was meditating, probably a democRAT.

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Just saw a tourist raving about Geno’s and Pat’s at the El station on 69th. I asked said tourist if they’ve heard of Angelo’s and Delessandros, and they said no. Unbelievable. #TouristsDrool

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Just saw Mariah Carey… I mean Turks smoking a dart outside of the club in Ridley. Doesn’t get better.

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