Mike @ Timm Services

Crop insurance agent in NW Indiana specializing in precision farming. Passionate about my wife, our family, and kids who got a raw deal in life. James 1:27

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

instead of using the same password everywhere, i use multiple different variations of the same password where i change one letter or add one number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@notwokieleaks Kissing on the lips is indeed fine, but it’s a quick peck. The kid probably left to light up a smoke.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@keri_kegley @ChrisSalcedoTX Not for that long. Very very weird, that

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@geoffkoch @BoPatten @MayorMeganBarry God is not a crutch to be leaned upon only when the fracture occurs. You’re either with Him every step, whether hurting or leaping, or there’s no relationship. If this heinous moral failure drives the Mayor to God, wonderful! If she tosses the crutch away, it’s worse than before.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Farm show rant #5

The first 79 NASCAR schedule refrigerator magnets went like hot cakes. The last 21 have been sitting here all day, completely untouched. Where did all the race fans go? This crap is not going back to the office.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Farm show rant #4

Some ding-dong trinket salesman named Derek Irish calls our office incessantly, and the powers-that-be say Yes to all manner of foolishness. The farm show is where we offload all of this crap, because people will take ANYTHING if it’s free.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Farm show rant #3

My least favorite but most common interaction at the farm show:

*apparent/obvious non-farmer grabs free stuff*

**Looks at banner**

“Crop insurance, huh? Interesting”

***stands for a moment making it look like he’s pondering crop insurance, then leaves***

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Farm show rant #2

There is an inverse relationship between the number of acres farmed and the desire to grab free stuff, regardless of what it may be.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Time for my annual Ft Wayne farm show post-Festivus rants.

1) Why do non-farmers come to farm shows? Retired farmers, landlords, “just have a few acres of hay”, and so forth are legit. But why people with absolutely no connection to farming come to a farm show is beyond me.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@1070Drew cuanto más comas, más toot 😂😂

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@1070Drew ¡Es verdad! Los frijoles estan muy bueno,o muy malo.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@FarmBoySD These animals are being butchered just to satisfy the taste buds of humans? Well yes, I suppose so. Our basic NEEDS: food, shelter, clothing

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

Exactly what I'm seeing too, Owen. Bean plants look great, but turns out there are many empty pods or tiny beans. https://t.co/OqOqHCf3Ds

[Owen Gudeman @ONTopPrecision]

No rain in August and Sept. #notwhatwethought

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller I rode to Meldrum Bay this morning. Probably ride right past your farm!

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller Where is your farm?

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller Had that for supper, with the spicy tartar. Excellent!

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller With the rain this evening, I'm back in for the evening. Hope to meet up next time through!

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller I'll understand if you have too much going. Looks like haying is underway here. I try to get back in at a decent time.

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller I'm in Providence Bay

[Mike @ Timm Services @TScropins]

@barstowmiller I’m onManitoulin Island through Tuesday noonish and would love to meet you! Let me know if you have time. Thank you!