TheShamcow

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@OfficialT_P_V Why didn't he both sides for Ukraine and Russia?

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@CultureCrave Buying Pokemon cards. Not toys.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@PokeHEX5555 But what if the card is already $2?

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@realGregKarnes AI bullshit.

[cam🥕🐰 @eefernal]

notice how they left the celebration book because they don't actually like pokémon

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

[Prello @DPrello]

The guy who voted 23 times to deny Americans mandatory paid sick leave just returned back to work at the Senate after receiving 92 days of paid leave

[Nao🤍 @nao_mitsu23]

我不行了吧🆘
當鳴潮阿宅的樣子在前排全被拍下來了wwwww

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Macklemore has faced more consequences than anyone in the Epstein Files.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@GilletteStadium "$2 million to aid in the region" so he'll send $2 million to the settlers. got it.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@FordJohnathan5 And you think the people who believe and push the MAGA narrative would watch CNN?

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@AFpost Yeah, getting back at men and settling scores with the patriarchy by ... *checks notes* ... greenlighting the fatal strangulation of an 8 mo, 3 yo, and 5 yo, one of which was a girl.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@JamieBonkiewicz "Climate change isn't real, humans can't affect the climate."

Also this:

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@nikynoel @ddny09 Why is driving the speed limit a requirement to pass? In reality, 99% of people don't do it.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@specter_affairs Surprised the US didn't "request" this sooner. A vassal state doesn't get to decide its fate, they will join operation Epstein's Fury. Should also drag Japan too.

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@Aam9254 Meanwhile, any Asian person with chopsticks

[TheShamcow @TShamcow]

@WestsideLAGuy And yet they have more money and immunity to the law than any high IQ college grad that went to those schools will ever achieve.

[Metal Mark 🇺🇸 @MarkMantis]

He shit his pants again…