T Smith

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

’Twas the night before Juneteenth, when all through the hood,

Not a creature was stirring, ’cept the thieves up to no good.

The chains were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Reparations soon would be there.

The little hood rats were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of stolen TVs danced in their heads.

Happy Juneteenth Eve, everyone.

[T Smith @TSmith995346]

@AmericanNa85435 @WeaverRising2 Came here to tweet this brother

[Gus @Banjo761]

It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Israel and its Zionist accomplices in the US are doing everything in their power to sabotage the peace deal and force America to escalate our war with Iran.

Trump has to get tough and put Israel in its place or this war will destroy our country.

[Hank @hennycamenzyn]

“Might have found your ball are you shooting Livvy Dunne leaks?”

[T Smith @TSmith995346]

@DaveyScuba @prettigoodtime Good decision. Close call!

[Doug “Lyncher” Smith @prettigoodtime]

If you let your wife keep her last name or ego with a hyphenated name, you deserve it when she eventually cheats on you

[hana @hanaestheft]

I’m fucking OBSESSED 🤯👀

[Sheen Esteves @typicalsheen]

What sicko is putting Livvy Dunne leaks on a golf ball?!? #municipal

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.

[minji’s russell @bbxjas]

her face will go down in love island history chiiii

[Popileaks @popileaks]

Emily Ratajkowski:

"Oğlum doğduktan sadece 6 ay sonra eski kocamla cinsel hayatımız tamamen bitti. Olaylı boşanmamıza kadar hayatım boyunca sadece 8 kişiyle birlikte olmuştum ve o güne dek hiç tek gecelik ilişki yaşamamıştım.

Boşandıktan sonra insanların bana acıyarak bakmasından ve 'terk edilmiş bekar anne' etiketinden o kadar nefret ettim ki... İçimdeki 'iyi kız' imajını bilerek yok edip adeta bir süper kötüye dönüşmek istedim.

Açıkçası, seks yaparak yepyeni bir kadın kimliğine bürünmeye çalıştım."

(NY mag)

[Carl “Cannonball” Spackler @CarlCannonball]

That’s baseball

[TGE @TGETGETGETGE]

The Benevolent Dark Triad 🔺

[shaneyyricch @shaneyyricch]

$10,000 to the first person who finds me a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant