Lord Disick

I know what you did last summer

[遊描 @yuugapaint]

まどろみ (昼,夕,夜)

[•{M-B}• @MadBeefs]

TMZ has released footage of Britney’s DUI incident

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

for halloween i will be okay

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

I miss doing this with my mom 💙

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Then hanging up when she starts her bullshit

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

people my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Thank you to my therapists and gay people, I love you.”

— Ariana Grande while accepting Best Pop at the #VMAs.

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

A Chick-fil-A ad showing up on Grindr…whose getting fired ova there at CFA?

[gaby 𐙚⋆ @buddieish]

this is truly one of the funniest scenes i’ve ever seen

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

Something about the final destination movies currently being in the top 10 on max just feels right

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

@heyjaeee Morning after pride - tank top & hoodie combo. Hangover - astronomical

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

Me hacking into my gym’s database to get the names of my 74 gym crushes to look them up on their socials

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

Still thinking about the bartender with a Boston accent that told me I have fierce eyebrows last night

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

you should be able to kill yourself but just for like a year or so

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

retweet if bbno$

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

2 minutes without tiktok

[Juliana @julianaraynor]

congrats on ur engagement. I’m having fettuccine alfredo delivered to my doorstep

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

Your “package” “came” in the “male”…..?

[Lord Disick @TSmitttty]

Posting 20 photos on one IG post is diabolical stop making me scroll through them all to get the post off the top of my feed!!