Hey @improbresearch, @GISH told us to find some truly weird science. We present: a study finding a way to make a bubble last over a year! #GISH
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@Morgainenyl@peterpantomime@angel_ponders@GISH @tmertelt @blend_showDJ_Li The answer was, of course, everything. And just so the universe could prove that point, at that moment, everyone's phones chimed with a notification from Misha. "ONE MORE HOUR. TEN MORE ITEMS. GO." @angel_ponders
(Thanks for looping us in!)
Clari and I were friends from middle and high school swim team. In her freshman year of college, she passed away unexpectedly from complications from chiari malformation. This swim cap is from the team we were on together. Still miss her smile.
@jumblejim #GISH#BookBash#Chiari
@Indee87@therealkspecks@GISH ...after all, only a true Gish gnome would be willing to engage in such a silly exercise! Gishbot reached into its side panels to extract the ritual Gnome Dance Hat: a rainbow sock monkey cap made of sour candy with pickle tassels. It waited... #TallTaleTag#GISH@gish@GeorgiLM
...and Gishbot was growing concerned. Its anti-dark, anti-storm, anti-boredom sensors were not functioning well in the face of such a conflation of negativity. It blinked, trying to clear them, to no avail. Suddenly, a loud noise rang out...
#GISH#TallTaleTag@GISH@Indee87
...and Gishbot was growing concerned. Its anti-dark, anti-storm, anti-boredom vision sensors did not seem to be functioning well in the face of such a conflation of negativity. It blinked, trying to clear them, to no avail. Suddenly, a loud noise rang out...
@alina_assoluta
@TexasDFPS we are writing to report @GovAbbott for child abuse of all transgender youths in Texas, in violation of both federal law and the CDC Guidelines. Please take immediate action.
@EqualityTX
#GISH#BookBash
My carbon footprint is 23,800 lbs of CO2e. To counter it, I would need to plant 277 urban trees (probably more, my home energy bills were an estimate). What's yours? #GISH#CarbonCrush@therealkspecks @aapicula @GraspingWine
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Came home in disguise, rooted out a bunch of traitorous bastards, killed all the guys trying to sleep with my wife, and spent the night chilling with Penelope and my son. So, a typical Saturday. #homeatlast#happilyeverafter (10/10)
The Odyssey, in 10 tweets, by Odysseus:
Trojan War? More like Trojan Snore, amirite? Homeward bound, canβt wait to see Penelope of Ithaca. xoxo love you boo. #winning#thathorsetho#mygirl (1/10)