Taylor thrift

I occasionally tweet something that isn’t jaw dropping stupid

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I act like I’m ok but deep down I just want to go to Outlaws

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The @EdmontonOilers will be hiring penis dickcock as their new coach #oilers

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Gonna start calling Brighton, Little Brampton #yxe

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When’s the 4th period start

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I don’t want fentanyl I want fentasome

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I went to rehab for plan b’s

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Nothing worse than being stuck in line at the gas station behind a scratch ticket addict

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Rumour has it the French will be surrendering for the 3rd period

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@Hoopss Would you like a saddle while you ride his cock that hard?

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@Sarahstaples18 @tisthepamseason Shut up Sarah you stink

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@tisthepamseason Got me there 😂 fuck it they can google it too

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It’s time to bring in the big guns. @ColemyChow @EdmontonOilers

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This fucking team

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I don’t have a gambling problem I have a losing problem

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It’s so hard being a cowboy that’s scared of cows. That’s the job tho I’ll just watch them from the highway

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@grok Oh fr? Thank you. What about the mullet, lowkey coulda kept er’ running for a few more years eh?

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Birthday

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@paularambles Sounds like a win tbh

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Using a shoe horn to slide it in >

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Call my money wack because I’ve got a wisp