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Just seen Smithy on his bike in town. I asked if he was signing on for another season. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me behind the bins and fingered me while whispering ‘course I fucking am, up the town’ in my ear. Make of that what you will

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Alex Evans in his bedroom trying to get a last minute call up to The Furds pre season friendly against our U18s

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The furds would like to firmly deny the allegations that we only started winning after Christmas due to Choppers Evening walks in Olveston, Pucklechurch & Yates training sessions. It’s not what it looks like, he was enjoying the different cultures & did not spy on their “tactics”

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Not sure what’s longer, Choppers cock or Lannys speech🧐

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The Furds had a bit of history happen this evening at our end of season awards - Chapman having won Golden Boot for 5 seasons in a row has been knocked off his horse by Tomas “The Goat” Gaynor.

He will be stripped of the Number 9 shirt going forward.

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As requested, our furds retained players for next season:

- GB3 has committed to another year of fullys & chasing his man
- Chopper is here for another season of yellow cards
- Courtesy of Johns bank, Baker will be back.
- Dave Curtis has one more game in him

More to follow ❤️

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That’s it, our season is done.

89 fully’s reviewed, 2 newborns, Bush is still here, JTs hair remains immaculate, Chapmans washed & rides horses now, Gaynor is top goal scorer & Choppers hairline is still missing. Pre season tour starts this week. Toon ain’t ready for the furds❤️

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Olveston mid week, we know what that means…. First team players in the lineup

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Another win for the furds.

Admin even got on the pitch, nearly buried a goal and Gaynor couldn’t finish in a brothel.

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Big day today. The Goat is now a year wiser, get up mush & Dave “Donkey Dick” Curtis is back in the squad.

Our very own James Milner, was there for when football was invented, older than most the lads combined & definitely shagged some of their mothers.

Up the furds ❤️

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Chapman heard about this, offering them all lifts in his lovely van

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Heard a lot about this hedge end…. if they’re die hard thorns fans surely we’ll see them at Olveston away on the 22nd?🤔 We have a gb3 chant already sorted for them 👀

[Thornbury Town FC @thornburytownfc]

77’ Shirts off if you love the thorns, ringing around Saw Mills End.

Hedge End in fine voice tonight

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Furds producing yet another milestone for the firsts, Lanny delivering another season in the Hellenic on his managerial debut.

[Thornbury Town FC @thornburytownfc]

Signed. Sealed. Delivered

Only 3 losses since the turn of the year has helped us secure another season in the @HellenicLeague Prem.

Always fighting for every point ❤️

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Made forever in the mud, 3 points & a bank holiday with Gaynor - what more could you want https://t.co/QeRwQZ1gMO

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Change in the dugout today for the furds.

Bushy & Chopper are the gaffers - three points nothing less. Rumours circulating that Bush is right wing back…

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Big news from the Furds—José Cobbler is now Daddy Cobb 💙 On March 21st, his partner gave birth prematurely to baby Harper Ann. She’s in NICU at Southmead Hospital. His sister-in-law is running the Bristol 10K to raise funds—any support is hugely appreciated 🙏 Link Below

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Last tweet of the day.

Furds next generation strikers celebrating the big win. Olveston are shite, up the bloody furds

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@paul_ferragut Thanks for turning up today & the three points, hope the journey home wasn’t too bad through those roadworks.

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Unfortunately Olveston called our game off last night, wether it’s due to the rain or fact they only play us when their first team don’t have a game - we’ll never know 🤔

Bush was more annoyed there would be no breakfast club today.

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Derby Day Victory for Josè Cobbler’s Furds.

Gaynor back to scoring, some bloke called Dean was decent & chapman even rocked up on his horse to play the last 10.

Opponents didn’t use any first team players, weirdly they were nowhere near us 🤔

Up the furds ❤️

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March 7 2026. Derby Day.

Back at the fortress, Gaynor in the number 9 & Choppers wearing a stretched out armband courtesy of Bush.

What a day for it. Hopefully Chapmans horse bucks him off - yes you read that correctly.