TheTweetOfGod Global

Downright un-American.

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Another American day, another mall trending.

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

I can't be the voice of the #AbadaniGirl. Only Iranians can be that.

But I can be the TWEET of #AbadaniGirl, and in that capacity, bring those bastards to justice.

[معلم بزرگ اُنیزوکا @drcharlesbovary]

@TheTweetOfGod God, I believe in you as much as the next atheist guy, but at least try and proof yourself to other Iranians who still have faith in you.
Be the voice of #Abadani_girl
#دختر_آبادانی

https://t.co/2YuC4yaimw

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

#BuhariResignNow.

“Converted democrat” My ass.

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Nigeria, you're the most religious country in the world.

So when I say #EndSARS, #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeraNOW, #EndBadGoveranceInNigeria and #EndSWAT, it's not a suggestion, it's a commandment.

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Não.

[O Antagonista @o_antagonista]

Bolsonaro ‘pede a Deus’ pela reeleição
https://t.co/RfG4qtXuXI

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Here's to elections with happy endings.

https://t.co/RcT8VDDKh1

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

#EndSARS.
#EndSWAT.
And #EndWhateverTheyReplaceSWATWith.

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

God bless Armenia, my home (since 301 A.D.) sweet home.

#StopAzerbaijaniAggression #StopErdogan #StopAliyev #StopTurkeyAgression

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Having read your tweets from around the world I know now there are two kinds of countries in the world:

1. Hell on Earth
2. New Zealand

[TheTweetOfGod Global @TTOGGlobal]

Introducing @TTOGGlobal!

From now on, if it happens outside My "Bless Zone" (the USA), I'll tweet about it here and REtweet it at @TheTweetOfGod.

That way My American followers can see the globe on My avi, know it's some "foreign thing," and self-absorbedly ignore it.

Welcome!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It has come to My attention that the people of Nigeria would like Me to endorse #EndSARS.

As My stance on kidnapping, murder, theft, rape, torture, corruption, unlawful arrests, unlawful detention, extrajudicial killings, and extortion is generally "No", I am happy to do so.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

من می توانم این را تأیید کنم.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I apologize to My non-American followers for the strictly U.S. focus lately.

Once the election is over I promise to spend more time pointing out how shitty your countries are, too.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Meanwhile, this is what is happening in Iran RIGHT NOW.

Look at this shit, everybody.

#IranRegimeChange

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

India, consider Me the 33,00,00,001st god to come out against gang-rape.

The hell is wrong with you people.

#HathrasHorror
#HathrasCase

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm about to swipe left.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm down to these four finalists. Thoughts?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

اعدام_نکنید امیرحسین مرادی
#اعدام_نکنید سعید تمجیدی
#اعدام_نکنید محمد رجبی
#هرگز فراموش نشد

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

GO TO HELL KHAMENEI.

Good. Let's try this again.

#اعدام_نکنید
#StopExecutionsInIran
#StopExecutionOfIranianProtestors

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's easy for Me to sit in heaven and tell you down there to take to the streets. I mean, I got a nice comfy throne up here.

Still, these bastards need to see and feel how hated they are, don't you think?

#اعدام_نکنید
#StopExecutionsInIran
#StopExecutionOfIranianProtestors