Tootired Tocomplain

Here to socialize and have fun. I rant but I never live-tweet anything! I pay people to make out with me for my avi.

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36 ISIS' killed by #MOAB in Afghanistan. Think retaliation of 1000's who are willing to blow themselves up living everywhere around us.

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Breaking: The Whitehouse just released detail of a #MOAB dropped in a Whitehouse bathroom. It is believed the #potus ate bad Mexican Food

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Emojis are the way of the future! 👍

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It's all wrong! #POTUS didn't bomb Afghanistan. He confirmed he dropped a whopper deuce in the White House Toilet.

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#CampingIn4Words

Seriously, there's no wifi?

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#CampingIn4Words

Look at my tent!!

*points to Morningwood

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#CampingIn4Words

Roughin' with zero condoms

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Will Cheesecake Factory last in Canada or will it close like pretty much every American chain?

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#OffendEveryoneIn4Words

Trump won the Election

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#JianGhomeshi should go be King of Spain again.

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#NationalPetDay is so overrated. Pets are so fake. They're just alternative people.

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#NationalPetDay

My imaginary friend has a pet. I'm so jealous!

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It's #NationalPetDay

Would somebody like to be my pet so I can appreciate you?

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#badlyexplainyourjob

I force taxpayers to fund my golf trips to my own resort and pay for security at my hotel. Oh and I run a country.

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#badlyexplainyourjob

I use stuff to do stuff in a building *points over there.

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#TrumpAFamousQuote

Sad

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#JustRuinABandName

Huey Lewis And The Failing New York Times

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#JustRuinABandName

Twerk At The Disco

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#JustRuinABandName

Def House Cat

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#JustRuinABandName

Nine Centimetre Nails