JackIsSwole

Twitch Affiliate | Works in Tech | Lifts and places down heavy things repeatedly
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@LancemusPrime @crazyclipsonly A flat idiot, but an idiot nonetheless

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@LancemusPrime @crazyclipsonly Ah well that guys just a fucking idiot

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I am so fucking happy right now
https://t.co/NUpDktIW73
#ElectricCallboy #Elderemo

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@Diablo @Complex @firstwefeast I need to get back to big tiddy demon gf

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Accidentally created my first EP while updating my Slack status

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@StagecoachNE Might be worth updating the route, in the app, for the 36 Hartlepool > Middlesbrough to flag the roadworks going on in Greatham as a service disruption. Railway strikes and nearest stop being a 15 minute walk away, quite a few are going to end up late for work

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Using Spotify has made for a rough ride today, it's made me realise quite how many bands I didn't end up getting to see at Slam Dunk North because I was stood in the world's shittest conga lines for the majority of it. #SlamDunkFestival #Slamdunknorth

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That was genuinely the worst planning I've ever seen

I'd be sacked if one of my projects ended up like that

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#SlamDunkFestival

Music was 10/10
Logistics was Fucked/10
Seeing someone spend 30 minutes trying to get a card reader signal because we're in the middle of fucking nowhere was 10/10

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I'm the one who started "One more song" at Slamdunk and I got a Pat on the back and and my future kids don't mean shit #slamdunk #Offspring

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Hey there you heckin spooky nerds, I'm live: Slam Dunk Festival tomorrow! 🏦 PUT THE H****I IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT 🦹‍♂️| Spook Squad Payday 2 | !Discord !7tv - Playing PAYDAY 2 - https://t.co/X7t7zbpCpt

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Quite proud of this one, ngl

TONIGHT AT 715 BST XO

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Got a bit excited yesterday and now I look like this

Great Granda Muhammad is cursing me from beyond the grave with Egyptian Hexes n shit, for sure #heatwave #heatwaveinthecoldnorth #sundayvibes

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Live now xoxo

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Real shit one of the acts I'm looking forward to seeing most at @SlamDunkMusic is @zebrahead

Seriously underrated band who will be the only act to have me witness them while being semi-sober at best

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Me Dad just bought me a light blue Bench polo and a light grey Lambretta polo because, and I quote, "I'm sick of you looking like Jonny Cash"

Fair

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Remember kids, just turn up full of Ketamine and you'll win #Finland #Robbed #Chachacha #Eurovision2023

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Loreen gonna have to duck out for more ket before her performance #Eurovision #Eurovision2023