ʎlɹɐɔ

barefoot and braless, if possible

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@MaddieKroitz It’s really the hair for me

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@JVH1995 🥺

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[Quilliam @nyquills]

I got no problem with country roads taking me home but West Virginia is where I draw the God damn line

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

Cold neck? Let me help with that ;)

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@Simbrahh Me @ middle schoolers

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

What a spread 😂 #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/9RLjZFYOTY

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@Knickerbockerer Not the gumdrop buttons

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@MaddieKroitz And not picking Kyle XY back up

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

Me when my 6th graders ask why they can’t use a calculator on their test if I use mine during class

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

Today I had a 6th grader ask me in earnest what my “worst climax was” — Not quite what I expected when I wrote my parts of a story lesson plan 😂

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@bellaahawk @ImMattGiraud Matt giraud came to our high school?

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

I didn’t used to buy into astrology BUT ever since they announced student loan payments starting back up in 2022 I’ve been obsessing over how to add a side hustle to my life to make those payments without upsetting my current saving structure and that is very Capricorn of me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

When I tried to break-up with the fellow PHI major I was dating in college he wrote a literal essay about why we shouldn’t break up and would not consider us broken up until I responded to his paper point by point 🤦🏼‍♀️

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@EwdatsGROSS @___f_o_x____ This is so real… JUST when I thought sports were over for a lil bit

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@ProbsMcGobs And calls it his “Mazderati”

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@timgalbreath @bre__c Farm dog (?)

[ʎlɹɐɔ @TTWNGCBT]

@___f_o_x____ Pocahontas actually