TheWhiteShadow

Genius. Thousandaire. Playboy. Swordguy.

[TheWhiteShadow @TTWShadow]

I love seeing mutuals who never interact with me here slowly, but surely, bite off my new style.

I will always be here for you to follow.

I will always be your influencer.

[YMI ☄️ @oYMIo]

GUYS THERES AN FF15 GROUP TODAY AT AX AND THEYRE ALL PIECES OF THE REGALIA I CANT-😭😭😭

[jezz @JezziiB]

On America’s 250th birthday, remember that less than 6 months ago, civilians were executed on the street in broad daylight in a U.S. city occupied by armed federal agents in masks.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Travis Kelce is having a day like a golden retriever they’re putting down tomorrow

[TangentBeast @MeonSkennedy]

@commentiquette bro found this painting of you for 3$

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[TheWhiteShadow @TTWShadow]

@DjPiThePi The Mt.Baker Skittles fucked my tongue up for a month.

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Viva Mexico CABRONES🇲🇽

[Yung_P @YungPTK]

It's official!! 🥳 I was surprisingly asked to be part of something really special, and I'm happy it's almost available for people to see. Please watch it when it comes out!!😎

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[rune sword @runesword1]

fertile this, breeding that. buddy, the only thing fertile around here is my mind; a breeding ground for new ideas

[Jesus(0-2 Boyz | Juice)@EVO @juicer5024]

I beat Ryazo to get out of my GBVSR pool on winners side!!!! Fuck yeah!!!! 0-2 Boyz!!!!!

[Speedkicks @Speedkicks]

Now presenting The Worst Cost-Value Evo Experience Ever brought to you by Visa, AT&T, and the Saudi Arabian Government 🔥🔥

[Aeres @AeresChronicles]

I don't care if it's one of those 80s Japanimation cartoons. Nobody in 350+ comments mentioned it and that's a crime. Not even Conan can beat this.

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂