The minions

Bee do bee do bee do

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Sa dinami dami ng crush mo, Kahit isa wala manlang nagka-crush sayo. </3

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Pag strict parents, mas madaming kalokohan.

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Gumaganda ang isang babae kapag simple lang.

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Araw-araw puyat. Araw-araw tamad. Araw-araw bored. Araw-araw gutom.

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Twitter makes me forget that I have text messages.

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Ang diet ko, nakadepende sa ulam namin.

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Ang tunay na maganda, hindi natatakot tumaba.

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Kung kailan nahulog ang loob mo sakanya, dun ka nya iniwan. Nananadya lang?!

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Don't judge, if you don't want to be judged. Simple as that."

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Ang babae kapag nagsungit yan, lahat damay! Kaya wag mo munang kausapin kapag wala talaga sa mood.

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Yung mas mataas pa yung baha kaysa height mo. Saklap!

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Kung crush, crush lang. Wag kang mahuhulog. Masasaktan ka lang.”

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Hi crush. Pansinin mo naman ako

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What's ELECTRICITY? It's a kuryente that is connected to the poste that makes the ilaw sindi & when somebody hold it makes them GIMME GIMME.

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Pinakamahirap iwasan? Edi PAGKAIN. Alangan namang ikaw? KAPAL NITO.

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Cute ang mga babae pag nainis.

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Sana mawala na po lahat ng malandi. AMEN!

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BALA o DISTANSYA?

[The minions @TTalkingMinions]

Ang landi mo! Kamot kamot din!

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Im broken, do you hear me?