Teejay🥬

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

People wonder how Elijah Kemoi got back into the police service after being involved in the murder of Stephen Gichuhi in 2011 and spending over 5 years in prison. Kwanza, he had double salaries, from both the Kenya Police and NIS, from 2015.

When you are a police officer, prison officer, or KDF officer and you are arrested and charged in court for whatever offence, you are not fired; you will be interdicted and continue receiving half your salary even while you are inside prison. Even if the case takes 8 years and you are acquitted, you will go back to your job.

Chances of someone who has committed murder committing another murder without feeling any guilt are high. For this, NIS approached him and recruited him kwa killer squad yao.

Huyu jamaa has protection, or hajawai work in areas outside the Nairobi environment for long.

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

Hapa ukiona vizuri, Chaleen ndio ameangukia

[Ken Lelekoitien @Kenlelekoiten]

The new couples in town are going back to Sukuma Land.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I warned you in April, when almost no one was listening.

Gladys Shollei was quietly trying to kill the only real protection Kenyans had, the rule that government must publish what citizens actually said during public participation.

Original text:

“A responsible authority shall publish the outcome of the public participation exercise.”

What Parliament just passed today:

“A responsible authority shall, as soon as is practically possible after conclusion of a public participation exercise, prepare a report.”

No duty to publish it.
No public portal.
No permanent record ordinary Kenyans can check.

What will happen now is;A bad law gets rejected by the people.

The same office wilm then turns around and claims, “Kenyans supported it through public participation. ”

You ask for the proof.

They ignore you.

You’re left with nothing.

They have just legalised secrecy.

They have just made it easier to lie to us while using our names as cover.

I fought this when it was still just a dangerous idea because I refuse to watch our voices being turned into decoration.

They’ve now made the darkness official.

It's sad. But we'll see what we can do about it. Evidence below.

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

The statements by Gachagua is always lies until denied by DCI

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

STATEMENT ON ALLEGATIONS BY FORMER DP RIGATHI GACHAGUA

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Listening to Riggy G today, to Ruto at the UDA/ODM retreat yesterday, to Kalonzo on Fixing the Nation and having accompanied Sifuna on his Trans Nzoia/Bungoma/Busia/Kakamega rallies, clearly the die is cast.
Vote..

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua claims President Ruto’s regime steals KSh125 million every hour from Kenyans.

But would Rigathi Gachagua reveal this if he were still in government?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Broadbased meeting in Naivasha had nothing to do with Kenyans. I heard them talking about God’s grace, you can’t talk about God’s grace when youths were killed in 2024.

~Joakim Simiyu

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The compensation of victims by Makau Mutua and Ruto was a scam.

Rt

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

10TH AUGUST 2027 REHEARSALS

VOTE NOW!!!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Opposition leader in 2028 calling for a press conference to condemn Sifuna after making education free.

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Kisumu Resident: What happened in Ol Kalou, we will make sure happens in the rest of the country. You can give us money, mattresses and shoes, but we will still vote for the candidate we want.
#Kura2027

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

@BrianOpangao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Same way you are hitting 40 and your fingers have never grown Omwami... Mambo ya sifuna tuwachie.. wewe Focus na serikali yenu ...

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

Uhuru was ready to go to ichaweri and leave power to Raila,were it not for Ruto, Raila would be president right now

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Aaaaauuii... Sema Kimeumana!!!

Mene Mene Tekel. And God told Snake "You will Eat dust". With reference to Genesis chapter 3- Our God Is a jealous God. He's the only person that was to please man. And any snake that may want to sacrifice their life to please a man shall Finally Eat Dust. Eloi Eloi na Masamaki Thati... Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) is almost running out of capitation.

Barely 48 hours after Shemeji rescued our Sugoi diva and ushered her into that thing called Mareej, daughter of Agrippina all the way from Equatorial Guinea has emerged from the bushes crying foul after witnessing the love of her life walking down the aisle with Charlene Ruto. Ni mbaya majama!!😁

The lady, now identified as Princess Nguema is reportedly the niece of Teodoro Obiang Nguema, the President of Equatorial Guinea. Our Melanin Damsel has since relocated her heartbreak headquarters to Isaya Yunge’s Instagram comment section, where every photo he posts celebrating his new Mareej is being received with the enthusiasm of a tax collector.

On one photo, she reportedly commented: “Why didn't you tell me you were getting married?” And on another photo where Isaya was holding his new wife, she was heard asking: “Why are you holding her like that,, Sneaky move!” 😭

Ladies and gentlemen, if you think rich kids don't get heartbroken, don't I have news for you. No one... I repeat, NO ONE, is above the programme.

After supplying Aswito with high-voltage electricity for several months, the owner of the generator has apparently decided to transfer the connection to a permanent hydroelectric power station in Kilgoris. Chesaa!!

Our girl was left staring at her phone with her mouth wide open after discovering through Instagram that the man she had apparently been planning a future with was busy starting another future with the Sugoi’s family.

But honestly, I suspect our boy Isaya forgot to inform her that he was already in a relationship and was preparing for a wedding. Even yours truly here, VC himuserefu sometimes I forget to tell my yellow yellow damsels that I am married.

Ayaaam telling you my dear sistas, fear MEN! Anyway, we are now waiting for the receipts. And judging by the temperature in that Instagram comment section, they are about to start arriving thick, fast and probably in PDF format.

The way the lady is ranting, daughter of Agrippina is really hurt. That one is not even breathing properly I swear. Ever been hit on your left Kahasho with an elbow, you gasp for air.... That is her... By the way she is shocked.

Here at the Kalahari News Desk, we shall remain on standby, phones charged, laptops open and kamati ya Roho chafu deployed to the comment section. We will report live from the ground as the drama unfolds. Back to you in studio Jeff! 🎤

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Attendance of Broad-Based PG;

312 MPs out of 349
48 Senators out of 67
Governors out of 47

Then someone tells you that the ODM-UDA coalition is dead. Serious jokers in Kenya.

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

Kalonzo Leo amekua wapi?

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Have you ever seen Riggy g or Kalonzo going to any TV station???? They come to his home,Well you know why...advise Sifuna accordingly....amevuka hiyo kiwango....going foward sawa?

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

What was Raila Odinga doing when he was in the opposition?

[Teejay🥬 @TTeejey]

Uhuru was ready to go to ichaweri and leave power to Raila,were it not for Ruto, Raila would be president right now

[The ODM Party @TheODMparty]

“Before this Broadbased arrangement which was enabled by our beloved fallen Party Leader the Rt. Hon. Raila Odinga, we had a handshake government with Pr. Uhuru Kenyatta. And during that arrangement, Uhuru never gave us even a single CS position or even a PS position, the only thing he promised us was the Presidency, which we never got. In the broadbased arrangement, ODM has several CS and PS slots in the government”
PL @DrOburu_O