🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!
Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.
£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.
Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻🫲🏼
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.