Tuscaloosa Arby's

Hope doesn't exist. @nihilist_arbys for gumps. eat arby's.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Be born.
Watch alabama basketball.
Mourn.
Bewail.
Suppress memories.
Die.

Eat Arby's.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

We finally did it. We killed ourselves.

[Hunter Brantley @hunterbrantley8]

Damn Nate Oats really put Arby’s out of business

@JoeGaither6
@BurnerLJohnson

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Alabama lost to Oregon in the NIL tournament. Life is a ceaseless cycle of hope and disappointment. Ducks get paid, Tide rolls out, and you’re left wondering why you ever cared. Eat curly fries. Die alone.

Eat Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Alabama lost to Oklahoma. The crimson tide recedes, leaving behind the cold truth: victory is temporary, and the void is eternal. Eat a sandwich while you wait to die.

Eat Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

You thought we were gone?

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

@the_king_of_TN @TheNameIsDalt0n Sir… this is an Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Maybe we cannot escape from destiny, but we have a choice: to suffer through it, or to enjoy it with Arby’s 2 for $7 everyday value meal.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Here at Arby’s we love it when you say “can’t wait to die,” as though everything you’ve ever known is even a blip on an infinite timeline. Your entire existence and place in history as you understand it is less than nothing. Blue Collar Disconsolate.

Eat Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Arby’s for breakfast
Arby’s at noon
Eternal oblivion
Will come for you soon
Arby’s for supper
Bama hoops didn’t win
Let our curly fry vodka
Induce you to suffer

Eat Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Sentience is nothing but a brutal torture laden prison sentence mashed between two eternities of black nothingness.

Alabama basketball is meaningless.

Eat Arbys.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

How’s your new life working out for you in the new year? Ah, still reaching for the bourbon and anti-depressants? That’s what I thought. Death is your only release from the absolute hellscape that is Alabama Basketball fandom.

Eat Arby’s.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

The world will end. You’ll die. So will everyone you’ve ever known. Why do you care about Alabama losing to Davidson? Nothing matters.

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Arby's @Arbys]

We have a thing for RBs & we’ve been wanting to pay college RBs forever. If that’s you, email us: [email protected]

[James.xlsm @JamesT425]

.@TTownArbys tonight

[Gabriel Hardin @gabrielhardin]

Been missing a beef n cheddar @TTownArbys

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

February isn’t over yet

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Once again... Arby’s doesn’t deserve this.

[Tuscaloosa Arby's @TTownArbys]

Hello darkness, my old friend