Turrrner

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

The real reason rosa parks didn’t move is cuz she was noddin off a perc

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[CheezeTalk_Pod @CheezeTalk_Pod]

Jim Nantz: "Tony, keys to the game?"

Romo: "I'm not legally allowed to have those right now, Jim."

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

OOOOOHHHHGN HERE WE GO GIN

[Turrrner @TTurner07]

@ddot_carter @CorniaKen I just read this back. Damn I’m dumb. Typo

[Turrrner @TTurner07]

@ddot_carter @CorniaKen 2 punters were drafted the season he went he undrafted.

[AR-69 @spengler_julius]

Airdropping tactical wigger units into brown countries

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Tomyris 🖤 @Turquoise_Twink]

This newspaper was founded by Alexander Hamilton man

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>the Malaysian prime minister is kicking the Jews out of his country

We gonna see that scene from Zoolander IRL

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

boomer music was like “ wow that retarded kid is good at pinball “

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Freddy remerges in South Carolina just as a Senate seat opens up.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Officially concluding my 24 hour soccer fan phase

[Eric Nelson @literaryeric]

Self-driving cars means someday soon a Grandpa is going to roll up for a visit and be dead inside.

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I saw someone say that Taylor Swift got married on July 4th so she could call her eventual divorce album "Independence Day" and I hate how I can legitimately see that happening.