Treyton Twedt

Mind your own biscuits, and life will be gravy.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@kaelen_miller No

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@YaBoiDug Words of a wise man

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@kaelen_miller

[Dan Crowe @HoleDeal]

Me to son: “do you want breakfast before we get a few things done?”

Him: “ahhhuggghhh”

Me: “what’s that”

Him: “it’s Saturday, I don’t work on weekends”

Me: “you must have dreamt you moved in with a different family last night, so do you want breakfast or just get to work?”

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

I haven’t seen this much talk about frost on agtwitter since the last time Nebraska football got their hopes up

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

It’s Friday and all I can think about is: one margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot. But all I have going on is start cultivating, more cultivating, done cultivating, plant.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

I wonder if crabs think fish can fly

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

The older I get, the more I realize I am actually Ron Swanson.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@becsb22 😂😂😂

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

This tweet is completely unfair. A Gleaner isn’t THAT bad of a combine.

[Grain Cart Guy @graincartguy]

If Nancy Pelosi was a combine she would be a Gleaner

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@YaBoiDug And they say romance is dead.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

Me to myself everyday, “Wish you weren’t so f***in’ awkward, bud.”

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

I need to learn it doesn’t take a couple of nights to get 7-9 hrs of sleep total. Until then, I’ll just remain a caffeine fiend. I don’t make bad choices, just not good ones.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

Someday I gotta quit.

[trophy boy 🏆 @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

What can I say? I make decisions. Whether they are good or bad is hindsight’s problem.

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

Everyone is out here enjoying break, and I’m just trying to fix stupid with stupid.

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My body is purely running off DayQuil and caffeine right now and I can’t complain. #livingmybestlife

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

@kaelen_miller And the boat

[Treyton Twedt @TTwedt]

*jamming out on our way to work*

Me:
You coulda had a bad b*tch, non-
committal
Help you with your career just a little

Waylon: