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Yesterday is History...Tomorrow is a Mystery...Today is for Living!!

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Good morning….NYC is ready….LFG Knicks!

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Well there’s a first. Just pulled into Warrington on a train and was asked if I’m Rick Ashley….. @RickAstleyHQ 🤔

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, Mr. President. The 2020 election that you lost was not "rigged" or "dirty," handing out $1.776 billion to violent insurrectionists is not a "good idea" & reporters who ask questions about your bogus claims are not "crooked."

You are a president, not a dictator. Act like it.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Rob Kenyon has missed his first meetings as a councillor in Makerfield because he refuses to sign the paperwork to have a DBS check done.

What is he hiding?

Never Vote Reform

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Fab five

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

So honest question. Have you all woken up to the fact that Tiny Tommy Robinson doesn’t care about making England a better society?

He has always been and continues to be paid to promote Muslim hatred. Every single thing comes back to Muslims? Does that make sense? EVERYTHING? 😅

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Tommy cares so much he can't even remember Henry's name.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Getting circumcised during an Earthquake is viewed more favorably than Stephen Miller.

[British Indians Voice 🇮🇳🇬🇧 @BritIndianVoice]

One Sikh man committed a murder.

535,000 British Sikhs did not.

They served in our armies.

They built our cities. They fed our homeless.

They sheltered our children after Manchester.

Know your allies. Don’t let hatred win.

#BritainTogether #BritishIndians

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Loudest applause at Retford (which most of media would have down as nailed on Reformland) when I said a few misguided young thugs would be sitting in prison reflecting on how their lives have changed forever while Farage and Musk and the media oligarchs will be busy doing what multi millionaires do on a weekend, not giving a toss about Henry Novak, his family, or the people they whipped into a frenzy.